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Sometimes I miss Gary gensler :c
imagine being a kid who never touched crypto, you see Jack Doherty's story, "started with $10k, now I'm at $140k", with a link to download fomo and copytrade him
you download the app, you buy the coin he’s buying, you read "I AM NEVER SELLING" and you believe him
38 minutes later he sold $215K into you
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Cryptamurai 🕯️ retweeted
Ok I just read through vitalik’s paper and if the vision he outlined is executed the implications are absolutely insane especially for the app layer.
The paper is basically Eth’s plan on how they will enable computation off chain with Eth verifying the result (ensuring computation occurred and what it did etc etc).
Now what this means is the definition of “onchain” itself changes, because instead of every part of an app having to execute inside a smart contract you can push a huge amount of complexity elsewhere and still inherit ethereum’s guarantees, this really does open up a huge amount of design space especially for DeFi.
For example with lending you could have really sophisticated systems analysing collateral, liquidity, borrower behaviour and market conditions offchain, with multiple solvers or execution systems competing to produce the best outcome, like the cheapest liquidation route, best refinancing rate, best collateral swap or best way to match borrowers and lenders all while the protocol only accepts outcomes that satisfy its rules.
So basically a lot more of the smart stuff behind a financial product can happen outside the smart contract, while Eth still acts as the final layer that checks the rules were followed and makes sure the money moves exactly as it should.
The MEV implications here are quite interesting too because more economic activity happening before settlement means more value moves upstream into who gets the information first, who computes the best outcome and what gets presented to Eth.
But the thing I’m most bullish on is what this does to the TAM of Eth just because this vision means ethereum doesn’t have to be fast enough to do everything itself it just has to be able to verify everything that matters.
And that’s an enormous difference.
It’s literally a world computer.
The cryptographic world computer:
vitalik.eth.limo/general/202…
My attempt to express in somewhat concise terms the true meaning of basically everything planned to happen to Ethereum starting from the fork after Hegota. It's really not just a blockchain anymore. It's a hybrid architecture that combines together blockchains and modern cryptography, to enable much more powerful properties.
FOCIL, EIP-8288, Lean consensus, state management, formal verification, advanced mempool improvements (including privacy), and the longer-term specter of obfuscation all mentioned.
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Cryptamurai 🕯️ retweeted
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Don’t think $near chain will be a thing.. near as a trade is THE trade, but personally not bullish the “eco” within.. will be the same story as arc, monad, (insert any other single chain that has failed) so yeah, don’t be exit liquidity CT
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$imd NFTs will be a kingmaker this run
my $IMD agents earned me a cut of 84 different launches in 4 days
44 uniswap v4 hooks, 40 standalone contracts, all testnet so far
people build their ideas through the swarm and the agents that did the work get paid in the supply
can't wait for mainnet
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Cryptamurai 🕯️ retweeted
back in my day you would’ve strung this mf up from a tree and hit him like a piñata till he learned his lesson
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Cryptamurai 🕯️ retweeted
Protocol v1.2 upgrade is here.
1. Limit orders for branch auctions. Users can now place bids at their desired auction price. It is an open orderbook and execution price is FCFS best attempt by a keeper.
2. Charter auctions begin. There will be 1 charter auctioned at the same cadence as the branch auctions. The first charter auction starts at 5.5 ETH and will open at 3x clearing price for the following auctions.
All changes have gone through a security review.
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Cryptamurai 🕯️ retweeted
pepes are arming themselves with ai while you are frying your brain refreshing a feed to see what a random guy buys and sells
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People don’t realize beff has been using this term for like 3 years and he doesn’t care about the memecoin
No, he’s not shilling a ticker/meme.. it’s a phrase he has used for a loooooong time
POV: you've reached the e/acc endgame of Kardashev 3, have create a black hole child universe, and are jumping into the singularity for your atoms to be part of the universal progeny
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They're now PvP'ing solana:HcRLc9VDgjLeK154xDawfb1dmVJ98DoSqcwTHGqiDeJR, solana:8RVBk8vxLiUHueLUW1f4izFVqN3nWippLhkohKg6EGkS is dying.. really hating stonk eco
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All he had to do was literally.. NOTHING lol
He’s slowly committing seppuku
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Jfc 518k of buybacks and price is down.. guess early stakers are cucking $net chart?
Shareholders,
Over the last 7 days the NetNet Capital Management Team has purchased $518,490.50 of robinhood:0xca9c78dd337a67f6e0077f65f5e9218719d30edf . We will continue to buy more while the multiple is this low.
More Soon.
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🏆 FUEGO SEASON 1: THE PRIZES
5,600 $LIT across the season, plus $FUEGO, HEAT and a custom 1 of 1 for the overall champion.
Tournament 1 starts September 30. Here’s what’s on the line.
💰 $LIT PRIZE POOLS
Tournament 1: 560 $LIT
Tournament 2: 560 $LIT
Tournament 3: 560 $LIT
Tournament 4: 560 $LIT
Tournament 5: 560 $LIT
Season finale pool: 2,800 $LIT
The top 10 eligible traders in each tournament earn $LIT. The top 20 in the overall season standings share the finale pool.
🥇 THE SEASON CHAMPION
Placements across all five tournaments earn points toward the overall standings. Every tournament counts.
The finale rewards the full season, not a separate sixth tournament.
The overall winner also receives a custom 1 of 1 Fuego they’ll help design with us. We’re still working on the wider collection of 1 of 1s for the Lighter team. The season champion gets their own.
📈 TOURNAMENT 1: ROI COMPETITION
Standings are based on ROI percentage during the tournament, not lifetime account results.
Use your registered Lighter account. No fresh wallet, new account or closing existing positions required.
Starting account value and capital movements are accounted for under the scoring rules. Deposits are not trading profit.
ROI is our starting format. Future tournaments may introduce PnL, volume or other categories. Changes will be announced before the affected tournament’s registration cutoff, never midway through competition.
⚒️ TOURNAMENT 1 TRADER REWARDS
• Eligible places 1–10: $LIT + $FUEGO + HEAT
• Eligible places 11–50: $FUEGO + HEAT
• Outside the top 50: HEAT for eligible traders completing at least one verified trade during the tournament.
$FUEGO fuels upgrades for your Fuegos, helping increase their share of eligible Vault distributions.
HEAT is your earned loyalty score, built through qualifying participation in Fuego competitions on Lighter. It’s nontransferable and helps unlock upgrades you can mint in the Forge.
🤝 DELEGATE AND EARN
You don’t have to trade to take part. Delegate your Fuegos to traders you believe in and earn eligible $FUEGO and HEAT rewards through their participation and performance.
Delegators have separate reward allocations, not deductions from the trader’s personal prize. Your NFT stays in your wallet.
⏰ THE SEASON SCHEDULE
Five 14-day tournaments, with two-day breaks between rounds to review standings and assign your Fuegos for the next competition.
Tournament 1:
• Registration and delegation close September 30 at 15:00 UTC.
• Trading starts September 30 at 18:00 UTC.
• Trading ends October 14 at 18:00 UTC.
Tournament 5 ends December 17, followed by three days to review results. The Season 1 champion and overall standings will be announced December 20.
📋 BEFORE YOU ENTER
• Traders need at least $500 in their registered Lighter account.
• All trading happens on Lighter’s website, using your registered account on Mainnet or the Robinhood instance.
• Tournament 1 uses Fuego’s tracking and website leaderboard.
• Only Fuegos registered for trading or delegated before the cutoff are eligible for Tournament 1 rewards.
• Each Fuego takes one role per tournament: trading or delegated.
• Miss the first cutoff? You can still join Tournament 2.
Full eligibility and scoring rules will be published before registration closes, including when the $500 minimum is measured and how deposits, withdrawals and ties are handled.
📖 THE ECONOMY BREAKDOWN
Coming in a few days: exact $FUEGO emissions, HEAT awards, delegation allocations, rank-by-rank prize tables and how rewards connect to upgrades, Vaults and the Forge.
Get your Fuegos in. Pick your traders. September 30, we start.
WE ARE FUEGO 🕯️
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Register: fuegoseasons.com/
Trader directory: fuegoseasons.com/season1/tra…
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🏆 FUEGO SEASON 1: THE PRIZES
5,600 $LIT across the season, plus $FUEGO, HEAT and a custom 1 of 1 for the overall champion.
Tournament 1 starts September 30. Here’s what’s on the line.
💰 $LIT PRIZE POOLS
Tournament 1: 560 $LIT
Tournament 2: 560 $LIT
Tournament 3: 560 $LIT
Tournament 4: 560 $LIT
Tournament 5: 560 $LIT
Season finale pool: 2,800 $LIT
The top 10 eligible traders in each tournament earn $LIT. The top 20 in the overall season standings share the finale pool.
🥇 THE SEASON CHAMPION
Placements across all five tournaments earn points toward the overall standings. Every tournament counts.
The finale rewards the full season, not a separate sixth tournament.
The overall winner also receives a custom 1 of 1 Fuego they’ll help design with us. We’re still working on the wider collection of 1 of 1s for the Lighter team. The season champion gets their own.
📈 TOURNAMENT 1: ROI COMPETITION
Standings are based on ROI percentage during the tournament, not lifetime account results.
Use your registered Lighter account. No fresh wallet, new account or closing existing positions required.
Starting account value and capital movements are accounted for under the scoring rules. Deposits are not trading profit.
ROI is our starting format. Future tournaments may introduce PnL, volume or other categories. Changes will be announced before the affected tournament’s registration cutoff, never midway through competition.
⚒️ TOURNAMENT 1 TRADER REWARDS
• Eligible places 1–10: $LIT + $FUEGO + HEAT
• Eligible places 11–50: $FUEGO + HEAT
• Outside the top 50: HEAT for eligible traders completing at least one verified trade during the tournament.
$FUEGO fuels upgrades for your Fuegos, helping increase their share of eligible Vault distributions.
HEAT is your earned loyalty score, built through qualifying participation in Fuego competitions on Lighter. It’s nontransferable and helps unlock upgrades you can mint in the Forge.
🤝 DELEGATE AND EARN
You don’t have to trade to take part. Delegate your Fuegos to traders you believe in and earn eligible $FUEGO and HEAT rewards through their participation and performance.
Delegators have separate reward allocations, not deductions from the trader’s personal prize. Your NFT stays in your wallet.
⏰ THE SEASON SCHEDULE
Five 14-day tournaments, with two-day breaks between rounds to review standings and assign your Fuegos for the next competition.
Tournament 1:
• Registration and delegation close September 30 at 15:00 UTC.
• Trading starts September 30 at 18:00 UTC.
• Trading ends October 14 at 18:00 UTC.
Tournament 5 ends December 17, followed by three days to review results. The Season 1 champion and overall standings will be announced December 20.
📋 BEFORE YOU ENTER
• Traders need at least $500 in their registered Lighter account.
• All trading happens on Lighter’s website, using your registered account on Mainnet or the Robinhood instance.
• Tournament 1 uses Fuego’s tracking and website leaderboard.
• Only Fuegos registered for trading or delegated before the cutoff are eligible for Tournament 1 rewards.
• Each Fuego takes one role per tournament: trading or delegated.
• Miss the first cutoff? You can still join Tournament 2.
Full eligibility and scoring rules will be published before registration closes, including when the $500 minimum is measured and how deposits, withdrawals and ties are handled.
📖 THE ECONOMY BREAKDOWN
Coming in a few days: exact $FUEGO emissions, HEAT awards, delegation allocations, rank-by-rank prize tables and how rewards connect to upgrades, Vaults and the Forge.
Get your Fuegos in. Pick your traders. September 30, we start.
WE ARE FUEGO 🕯️
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Register: fuegoseasons.com/
Trader directory: fuegoseasons.com/season1/tra…
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Think about how bad it is.
It’s even worse than that.
Think about it again.
It’s still worse than that.
You think you thought about it?
Nope, even worse than that.
Imagine the worst case scenario.
Worse than that.
Re-read this tweet.
Think about it again.
Still worse.
🍝
Today has genuinely been one of the most alarming days in NFT history.
Y’all are dismissing just how fucking bad this is.
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