Some people have asked why I created a new account. With the military starting a new chapter in my life, it felt like the right time for a fresh start and to leave the past where it belongs, including my old account and a lot of what’s associated with it. New account. New people. New experiences. New chapter.

Productive day off 💪🏼

Fine, I’ll go back to tamer jokes on out. I thought y’all were chill like that 😒

Can’t wait to pro and tell next week.

A friend stopped laughing at all my silly jokes after her medical procedure. I guess that abortion really killed her inner child. 🥁

Let the doors close so the journey can continue.

Well, the bastard's out. 🥃 New York, 1965. They're tearing Penn Station down. Jack Sullivan used to arrest men for what he now does for money. Then one john asked him to stay. SINNER ON PAROLE — a dark, frankly erotic gay pulp-noir about forbidden desire, blackmail, and the things that refuse to stay buried. Out now on Kindle. $2.99. They knew better. They did it anyway. amazon.com/dp/B0HNGRJSJP

What do you call a Mexican who lost their car? Carlos. 🥁

Well, I’m all caught up on the drama. Nothing new, nothing surprising. Just the same BS from the same person. Anyway… back to regularly scheduled program. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I guess I missed some drama this past week on here. 🤷🏻‍♂️

What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded in the rear and go WOO WOO! 🥁

Real life, baby

Damn, I keep getting calls from different Army recruiters checking in, asking if I have any questions, and making sure I’m prepared for Basic Training! I’ve now got the numbers of FOUR different recruiters of various ranks who’ve reached out to make sure I’m doing okay and remind me that I can contact them if I need anything. I love how supportive they’ve been throughout this process! 🇺🇸

What do lesbians do while they’re having their periods? Finger paint. 🥁

I’m trying to think of Army Basic Training as an aggressive summer camp! 😌🙂‍↕️ We’ll be painting our faces, doing obstacle courses, making new friends, and getting yelled at by our camp counselors. See? Summer camp! 😂🇺🇸

I don’t think my manager understands how the military works… because it’s exactly like that.

What does a 16 year old pregnant girl and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking, “Mom's going to kill me.” 🥁

My joke tomorrow is gonna be dark so be cool and remember:

A priest, a Baptist minister, and a rabbit walk into the Red Cross to donate blood. The nurse asks, “What’s your blood type?” The rabbit says, “I’m probably a Type O.” 🥁