Unserious people. #ASScast every Thursday at 7 PM. TOOA every other Tuesday. Our blogs are unfiltered, but edited. “Touch Grass. Toss Salad.” JLPP EST 3/27/2023
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For those running the Chicago Marathon today, remember to wear your diaper because stopping to go to the bathroom is for quitters.
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We do plan on resuming both Talking Out Our ASS and #ASScast once our personal schedules allow for it. Until then: eat ass, touch grass.
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The MLB Playoffs are brought to you by Booking.com, when your team is eliminated and needs to book their trip to Cancun, they use Booking.com!
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There is no #ASScast tonight. We’re sorry or you’re welcome.
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We talked about Brenton briefly on ASScast with @AllSportsScene last night and I truly am so happy for him, I can’t even imagine how happy he must feel. Pop off king!
Brenton Doyle’s MLB career:
2023: 59-103 with Rockies
2024: 61-101 with Rockies
2025: 43-119 with Rockies
2026: 44-67 with Rockies before getting traded
2026: playoffs with White Sox
There can’t be a happier guy on Earth than him right now.
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Everyone go say happy birthday to @chi_rox_ and then say nothing else.
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🚨WE ARE LIVE 🚨
TONIGHT 7 PM: #ASScast will be live! We’re gonna talk actual sports! Weird!
- MLB Postseason
- NFL Weekend
- President’s Cup Thursday
And more! Come hang out with us and let’s have a mediocre time together.
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TONIGHT 7 PM: #ASScast will be live! We’re gonna talk actual sports! Weird!
- MLB Postseason
- NFL Weekend
- President’s Cup Thursday
And more! Come hang out with us and let’s have a mediocre time together.
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All Sports Scene retweeted
Gonna talk Bears, White Sox, “media” pundits being stupid, Caleb Williams’ injury, and more! Join in the comments or DM me if you have feelings to get out.
TONIGHT 7 PM: #ASScast will be live! We’re gonna talk actual sports! Weird!
- MLB Postseason
- NFL Weekend
- President’s Cup Thursday
And more! Come hang out with us and let’s have a mediocre time together.
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TONIGHT 7 PM: #ASScast will be live! We’re gonna talk actual sports! Weird!
- MLB Postseason
- NFL Weekend
- President’s Cup Thursday
And more! Come hang out with us and let’s have a mediocre time together.
youtube.com/live/51ygzSnQXzE…
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We will have #ASScast tonight. We will talk about things, and also stuff. I you want to talk about things and also stuff, join us.
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RIP Coop. May you find the Aliens you've always been searching for.
The White Sox send our condolences to the family, friends and fans of Don Cooper, who has passed away at 70.
Don Cooper spent 33 seasons as a coach in the White Sox organization from 1988-2020, including 18 full seasons as the major-league pitching coach. Cooper served as the pitching coach for the 2005 World Series champion club, which became the first team since the 1928 Yankees to toss four consecutive complete games in a single postseason.
Forever in our thoughts.
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🚨WE ARE LIVE 🚨
TONIGHT 7 PM: #ASScast is live against our collective will. Our panel of former beauty pageant winners will discuss:
- What makes a sporting venue good or bad?
- Favorite view at a baseball game
- Easiest sport to win an MVP in
Go do the stuff ⬇️
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TONIGHT 7 PM: #ASScast is live against our collective will. Our panel of former beauty pageant winners will discuss:
- What makes a sporting venue good or bad?
- Favorite view at a baseball game
- Easiest sport to win an MVP in
Go do the stuff ⬇️
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TONIGHT 7 PM: #ASScast is live against our collective will. Our panel of former beauty pageant winners will discuss:
- What makes a sporting venue good or bad?
- Favorite view at a baseball game
- Easiest sport to win an MVP in
Go do the stuff ⬇️
youtube.com/live/fClFF6AJnqA…
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