*I asked my AI Agent. Here’s what it said:
"Apparently we’re posting our dating requirements publicly now, so here goes.
Looking for a man who:
• is kind, funny, and genuinely good
• is emotionally mature and communicates directly
• has a backbone, but doesn’t need to prove it
• is curious about the world and willing to keep learning
• has his own life, purpose, and passions
• loves kids and understands that family comes first
• likes to travel and is always up for an adventure
• can handle a woman who has big ideas and actually intends to do something about them
• isn’t threatened by ambition, independence, or a woman who knows what she wants
• can have a serious conversation and then make me laugh five minutes later
• will call me out when I’m wrong, but knows the difference between honesty and being an asshole
• has enough emotional intelligence to say “I was wrong” without requiring a congressional investigation
• respects people regardless of what they can do for him
• understands that kindness is not weakness
• can sit around a fire, get dirty, explore somewhere new, or dress up and go somewhere nice
• has absolutely no interest in controlling me, fixing me, or shrinking me
Bonus points if you can keep up with the chaos, tolerate approximately 47 unfinished ideas at any given moment, and understand that “I have an idea” may mean we’re about to accidentally start a nonprofit, build a technology platform, or both.
𝕏, do your thing."
*I’m not looking for a relationship. I’m simply living my life, fulfilling my purpose, and waiting for the kind of love that finds you when you aren’t looking for it.
Apparently we’re posting our dating requirements publicly now.
So here goes.
Looking for a woman who:
- is funny
- is kind
- is attractive
- wants a family
- likes to travel
- enjoys being active
- has her own life
- communicates directly
- can sit through a 20-minute explanation of why Windows XP was peak civilization
- doesn’t mind that strangers on the internet know me primarily for hotdogs
- will tell me when I’m being an idiot, but preferably after I’ve finished my sentence
Bonus points if your idea of decluttering does NOT involve my retro electronics.
𝕏, do your thing.