Stand-up Comedian. I don't like sports.
New York City
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JK Rowling only thinks IT is a scary book because it’s a gender neutral pronoun
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I’m getting confused Fox News says there’s no coronavirus CNN says there is coronavirus the Food Network says tacos are cool 😎
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Yesterday, my phone "overheard" my conversation and replied innocuously " Please don't tell anyone, but I don't get why people eat spam, it just clogs your inbox." Minja bi'ness phone!
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Listen, I’m a vegan. I won’t eat a burger unless it’s IMPOSSIBLE or BEYOND. It has to be a burger above the concept of reality.
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I just went to the most positive mic of the year at Phoenix bar hosted by @ConstantlyGus that was fun. 😺 #openmic #comedyopenmic
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I just learned that a lot of the MTA trains still run on a system made in the 1930's so the train delays make a whole lotta sense. Also, that's kinda scary. #outdatedtech #mta #nycsubway #2020WillBeTheYearFor
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I have a bunch of shows coming up! Come see me at Muchmores in Williamsburg Jan. 9th 6:30pm only $7! #comedy #williamsburgbrooklyn #brooklyncomic #newyorkcomic #2020goals #2020Vision
Nobody reads my Twitter except the guy sitting next to me on the train right now as I write this. I need more followers! #2020WillBeTheYearFor #2020goals #2020Vision
Despite my Christmas laziness I still did an open mic tonight, picked up a paid gig, and had a celeb siting while food shopping. #2020NYE #newyearseveeve #comedian #celebsiting
My posts on Facebook are a lot better. I only post on Twitter when another comic talks about posting on their Twitter and I remember I started doing this. #TwitterMomentOfTheDecade #2020goals #2020WillBeTheYearFor
I could sincerely do without people referring to donuts as "moist" and "flavorful". #bitchplease #foodsnob #foodreviews
