Girl Dad. 3x Comrades Marathon Finisher. Hyrox Men’s Open Doubles Finisher.

Johannesburg, South Africa
All I want to do for the rest of my life is live a healthy and happy life, make my family proud and be around genuine people.
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Ayibo Nkululeko. Uthuka uMongameli nje nge 2000. Ayibo we bafo uyasebenza njalo wena, unomndeni. Ungaphiki nezingane ezisafunda isikole.
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Mr Dlamini retweeted
JUST IN : I just spoke to the Eswatini government spokesperson Thabile Mdluli. She says she doesn’t want to come on air or to confirm whether or not any of the criminals travelled via South Africa. I tried to press her and asked “but can you assure us that they were not released to transit via SA?”, she responded with “We are not revealing the transit countries, Clement.” We don't want to cause unnecessary panic” she says. @ClaysonMonyela don’t you think it’s weird that they are refusing to confirm that these criminals didn’t transit via SA upon their release?
Eswatini has issued a statement on this. The facts are laid out. Check the community note on the story as well.
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The Wacky Wednesday Index
SOUTH AFRICA’S INFLATION = 10% If we use the Steers Wacky Wednesday special as a benchmark for true domestic inflation, it reveals the real story. The data suggests that actual inflation is rising by 10% a year, far outstripping official numbers reported by Statssa.
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Indlela esikhala ngayo ngo petrol, kusakude kakhulu umuntu ahambe nge Porsche 911. Sizoyigcina kwi PS5 😭
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🥈 Your 2nd fastest 10 miles! 🏃🏾
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Umuntu akasawazi no Sport mode kwi moto. Isihlezi iku EcoPro ngathi i Picanto 💔
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I don’t think I’ll ever win with this no sugar business. I’m trying to cut my body in time for topless vibes at Hyrox and the CFO decided to buy donuts for the team today. Guess who had two of those caramelised delicious devils 😭
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I’m sorry but no amount of fuel saving tips are going to help us from these never ending fuel increases. Keep your tips and give your employees an option to work from home a couple of days in the week. Better yet, give them a decent increase if you insist they come to the office.
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Whoever started with this reuse business strategy of turning non profitable business parks into ready to move in affordable apartments was really onto something. I see them popping up all over now. Originally Sunninghill, now Fourways and Bryanston.
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There’s a young fellow called Luke Matthews that I recently came across who makes such beautiful house music. Discovered these two tracks and wow. South Africa is really blessed with endless house music talent.
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Mr Dlamini retweeted
Our government neglects its job (ie doesn't manage migration), then cuts corners to cover up for neglecting its job (ie deportations and asylum rejections), then when the courts holds it to account it throws a tantrum and yall blame NGOs. Irritating.
Anyway, I went and read the explanatory note on the judgement referred from the Constitutional Court. You can have a look here Scalabrini Centre of Cape Town and Another v Minister of Home Affairs and Others CCT126/25 concourt.org.za/index.php/ju…
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😂😂😂😂😂
My son bout to be in that schoolhouse looking like a Serbian mobster.
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Lol bro it was over 20 years ago, I’m good bafo 😂
Uhh bra😢💔… Askies njayami
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Gaba Cannal said we must go find him kids in Malawi to sing if we want that 😭
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There was a time where my younger brother and I lived at her friends/colleagues house because we had to start school in the neighbourhood and there were delays in finalising the purchase of the house we were moving to. It was a nuclear family. Mom, dad and two daughters.
i hate living at peoples houses because there will come a point batlao feelisa gore this is not your home.
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cried when it was time to leave and they had to leave us behind when we thought we’re getting out of the hell hole. We must’ve been there another month before the sale was finalised and we were finally free. Last I heard, that man is a jailbird now because…..
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he was abusing the whole family. I sometimes wonder what ever happened to that naughty girl who got me in trouble and led to my first and only sjambok beating.
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