you probably remember me. i’m worse now. hokies and shitposting

Yonder Hill and Holler
Me blasting techno. Old Lady: β€œCan you turn down your music?” Me: β€œDoes it scare you?” Lady: β€œNo, I just don’t like techno.” Me: β€œYou would if you had robot ears.” Lady: β€œI do. Turn it down.”
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Did he kill himself, or did someone else do it and he’s just taking the credit?
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Happy Solemnity of the Assumption of the Blessed Virgin Mary
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Tomorrow is the 20th Tractor Fun Run in my county. It began as a fundraiser for two boys who had brain cancer. Sadly they both have since passed. It continues as a fundraiser and has become an annual event for locals. Pic from 2nd year. floydcountytractorfunrun.net…
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22 more days until kickoff!
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a good what
At 7pm, virtually everybody south of Salt Lake is enjoying a good soaking.
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well that solves that problem. no need to investigate the rot of the academy any further. no sir.
🚨BREAKING: Former Cambridge University professor Jason Arday has been found dead at an address in South London
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New fantasy football punishment unlocked
"Hey, we saw you from across the bar and REALLY dig your vibe..."
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look at that sweet face
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August 14th is the Feast of Saint Maximilian Kolbe Kolbe was martyred at Auschwitz in 1941 after offering his life in the place of the father of a man who had a wife and children
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st. maximilian kolbe, pray for us
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You look like a lesbian lol
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my wife after she says she doesn’t want french fries
horse dentist
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Me 2 hours after ET wanders into my backyard
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"White women, college: +23 El-Sayed" SNL predicted this back in 2015
New poll from Michigan says it all: White: πŸ”΄ Mike Rogers: 56% (+14) πŸ”΅ Abdul El-Sayed: 42% Non-White: πŸ”΅ Abdul El-Sayed: 70% (+42) πŸ”΄ Mike Rogers: 28% Men: πŸ”΄ Mike Rogers: 55% (+11) πŸ”΅ Abdul El-Sayed: 44% Women: πŸ”΅ Abdul El-Sayed: 49% (+1) πŸ”΄ Mike Rogers: 48% White women, college degree: πŸ”΅ El-Sayed: 60% (+23) πŸ”΄ Rogers: 37%​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Source: Fox News, 8/6-10
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every time i read nephrology, my brain hears phrenology @RobProvince
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Good morning.
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the tank is dead. long live the tank! open.spotify.com/episode/2Cb…
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on the feast of st. maximillian kolbe, lord give us courage to lay down our lives for our fellow man.
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