Advocate for Schoolhouse Rock reform. Morporkian nationalist. Lutheran. HR Manager at DeBrown & Co. Former teacher at the Höss Reform School for Wayward Yids.
A Weird Hill
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BREAKING: Russian spies burglarising Finnish MPs' homes, poooping in their toilets.
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First swim lesson for Couscous, the little blue penguin chick! 👏 💦 🐧
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"Blimey, Harry, why didn't you tell me that muggles made something that can surpass broomsticks? If I'd known there were heaps of metal that can fly, I'd have left Quidditch already"
"Oliver, what are you on about?"
"The F-22 Raptor, Harry, it's a magnificent work of art"
Malfoid x Harry Mainplot: Slow burn romance
Dumbledore vs Dobby and Ron vs Snape subplot: Wrestlemania
Neville and McGonagall subplot: Metalgear
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Luna Lovegood's Guide to acceptable and unacceptable races
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"You are a werewolf right"
"Yes"
"A ridiculous and fake race. Send me your cranial measurements you old lycaeonian ape. I must study you for science"
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Brandon Gill married this guy's daughter. Completely disqualifying.
Groypers and white nationalists are wondering why they can’t get into the best universities and qualify for the best jobs based on their ability to hold up one of their oversized kids with one hand.
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Dinesh D’Souza is having his Vivek Christmas Crashout moment.
Same crashout. Different Indian.
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Cat of the day 16 - Ocelot (Leopardus pardalis)
• found in: southern Texas to northern Argentina
• habitat: forests, scrub, mangroves, dense cover
• eats: rodents, birds, reptiles, fish
• status: Least Concern (IUCN); Endangered in the U.S.
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mammal of the day 27: black-footed cat (felis nigripes)
> found in: south africa, namibia, and botswana
> habitat: dry grassland, scrub, and semi-desert
> eats: rodents, shrews, birds, reptiles, and large insects
> status: vulnerable
📸: Jonathan Kriz (CC BY 2.0, cropped)
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"Welcome to Defence Against the Dark Arts. You will learn how to spot and stop anti white groups, which includes, but is not limited to; goblins, communists, liberals, homosexuals, organised labour, business interests, the jews and the state of israel, foreigners, and the dutch"
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"Hello Mrs Rowling. I've heard you're writing a book series called Harry Potter."
"Yes, why?"
"And you've written a cute blonde Tsundere who the titular Harry falls in love with? Make her into a dude and give Harry a mid love interest."
"Yes Bibi loud and clear."
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mammal of the day 26: pink fairy armadillo (chlamyphorus truncatus)
> found in: central argentina
> habitat: dry grassland, sandy plains, and scrub
> eats: mainly ants and other insects, plus some plants
> status: data deficient
📸: Cliff (CC BY 2.0)
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Harry x Malfoid Main Plot: OMG I love you and hate you and hate that I love you.
The Professor Mcgonagall subplot:
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My wife may be having a miscarriage if you all could please pray
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Scots are the Manchu of the British Isles,. Dwell upon that..I will not be taking questions at this time.
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