Andrew Long, MD, ESQ · Aug 18, 2026 · 5:25 PM UTC

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

@AverageSizeAndy

Aug 18

What did I learn? Nothing, because I’m an idiot. I really hope no one takes this serious. 😂

Dominie 🇺🇸@price_dominie

Aug 18

What did I learn? A dress is easier than an insulated rain poncho. (If you’re going to do dumb stuff, be safe, do it without ammo)

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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ · Sep 26, 2026 · 10:22 PM UTC

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

@AverageSizeAndy

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This fucking kid. 😂😂😂

Joshua Graham

@Joshua_Graham50

Drop a random picture from your gallery

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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ · Sep 26, 2026 · 9:37 PM UTC

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

@AverageSizeAndy

Some people are way too comfortable behind a keyboard.

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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ · Sep 26, 2026 · 8:28 PM UTC

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

@AverageSizeAndy

You pay to be here. You QT yourself because you’re the only one who sees your posts. You tag larger accounts that ignore you. You can’t even get the attention of the people you’re trying so desperately to impress.

Earl Turner

@EarlTurnerrtdm

I did find this.

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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ · Sep 26, 2026 · 5:27 PM UTC

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

@AverageSizeAndy

“Based only on this photo, turn me into a comic book hero or villain—whichever fits me best. Don’t tell me which one you picked first—just generate it.” I’m B-Man?

s𝗍ᥱ⍴һᥲᥒіᥱ

@janefkndoe

Bruh

Made with AI

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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ · Sep 26, 2026 · 4:52 PM UTC

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

@AverageSizeAndy

Many of you will be shocked to learn that I own 0 shares of McDonald’s or Yum Brands (Taco Bell) stock.

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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ · Sep 26, 2026 · 3:23 PM UTC

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

@AverageSizeAndy

Ho Lee Shit, this movie is good.

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Jimmy Hoss · Sep 26, 2026 · 2:19 PM UTC

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Jimmy Hoss @hoss_actual_

Replying to @AverageSizeAndy

I’d be willing to bet my IQ is 20 30 points higher than yours. Keep my parents name out of your fucking mouth you piss ant.

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ · Sep 26, 2026 · 1:47 PM UTC

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

@AverageSizeAndy

So do we, dawg. Flock off.

R A W S A L E R T S

@rawsalerts

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🚨 #BREAKING: Flock Safety CEO says “I value my privacy” — company asks members of the public to stop taking pictures of them in public, warning they’ll call cops on those who don’t comply with their privacy requests.

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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ · Sep 26, 2026 · 1:03 PM UTC

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

@AverageSizeAndy

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I’d be willing to bet my IQ is 20 30 points higher than yours. Keep my parents name out of your fucking mouth you piss ant.

Selous Scout

@scout84436

Sep 25

Replying to @bonner_jr1979 @syskusa @Advanced_COBOL @geoffge11 @TheBaconFather

I’d be willing to bet my IQ is 20 30 points higher than yours. Keep my parents name out of your fucking mouth you piss ant.

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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ · Sep 26, 2026 · 12:55 PM UTC

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

@AverageSizeAndy

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GM! I hope this picture is taken into account during Q4 hooman reviews.

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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ · Sep 26, 2026 · 4:08 AM UTC

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

@AverageSizeAndy

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Don’t Breathe has you feeling so bad for the blind dude…. Right until they get in the basement.

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John (Anarcho Cat) · Sep 25, 2026 · 10:25 PM UTC

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John (Anarcho Cat)

@anarcho_cat

Sep 25

RIP @RoodBoiBased I know times are tough right now but if you have some cash to spare please donate to a wife and kids who just lost their husband and father.

Rood⬛🟨

@RoodBoiBased

Sep 25

Hi everyone - Stacy here. Many people have asked for information if there is a way to donate to our family. I do not want ANYONE to think any amount of money helps this. The thought of money disgusts me at a time like this, but many are upset and don't know how to help. My sister did start a GoFundMe. It is here if you want to donate. gofundme.com/f/support-stacy…

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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ · Sep 26, 2026 · 2:42 AM UTC

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

@AverageSizeAndy

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I believe him…. I don’t know why, but I do.

Wade 🐊 McClusky

@WMcluskey

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Replying to @absetzer808 @Tooth_Chipper

I blocked @AverageSizeAndy and that was resolved. I will have you know I regret that unblocking daily

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Stumpblower · Sep 26, 2026 · 2:13 AM UTC

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Stumpblower

@stumpblower

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Replying to @WMcluskey @AverageSizeAndy

Use this of you on that missionary trip. You’re welcome.

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ · Sep 26, 2026 · 1:51 AM UTC

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

@AverageSizeAndy

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Posted on Instagram and it automatically posted to Facebook….. Now my family is looking at my Twitter…. SEND HELP!!!!!

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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ · Sep 26, 2026 · 1:43 AM UTC

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

@AverageSizeAndy

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Now lie through your teeth….

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ · Sep 26, 2026 · 1:01 AM UTC

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

@AverageSizeAndy

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Legally they can suck my dong.

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@rawsalerts

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🚨 #BREAKING: Flock Safety issues legal demand to remove public maps surveilling their surveillance cameras.

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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ · Sep 26, 2026 · 12:06 AM UTC

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

@AverageSizeAndy

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My niece and nephew saw the AI video from earlier. 😂😂😂

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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ · Sep 26, 2026 · 12:07 AM UTC

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

@AverageSizeAndy

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@realgreggd @jacktogon 😂

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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ · Sep 25, 2026 · 11:15 PM UTC

Andrew Long, MD, ESQ

@AverageSizeAndy

Sep 25

Someone posted one of my favorite watches in a Facebook group for a great price….. If it’s still there when I sell my house……. Gonna need you fine folks to talk me out of it.

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