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D.U.M.B., Antarctica
I sold guns in Los Angeles. I've seen things, man.
Don't make some "celebrity" your whole damn life just because they bought a gun. They might just be a dumbass who bought a gun. You are awesome though.
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Same. Me and Shell float through the ether as we gaze down upon the ephemerals making their circles.
I am not in any of these circles...

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GM. Our littles are off to school. I hope they will be okay today. Frens, always remember to love your people daily and remind everyone that gun laws can eat your gooch. 🫶❤️
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I did the circle thing. I didn't post it. Know why? Because this newest one just literally looks at like the last 10 or 15 interactions you had and represents that as who you've engaged with the most. It's stupid. GM
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Dear @DaisyRifles Please help my friend @manhattanmaker get his account unlocked. All my love, ToothChipper
Dear @SurreyPolice Please help my friend @manhattanmaker get his account unlocked. All my love, NotWill
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Anyone with a stanced car deserves a worse fate
Replying to @Parabellum2021
We had a special needs car show down on the OBX this weekend and apparently a bunch of stanced cars got stuck on Hatteras island and flooded out…
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Tooth Chipper retweeted
Keeping the haters in check
psychotronica
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Tooth Chipper retweeted
Twitter has such small word limits... and I'm a notoriously wordy lady. This is a better sense of where my heart is. I cry most times when I read this still, and I wrote it. He was everything to us.
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I usually smell like Creed Aventus and bad decisions, if you even care.
If you’ve ever wondered what I smell like, because you’re a freak, I have two very specific perfumes. Clinique Aromatics Elixir Eau de Parfum (launched in 1971) and La Vie Est Belle Eau de Parfum (2016). On occasion I’ll wear Cheirosa 71 Sol De Janeiro (my oldest’s fave).
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Legends never die
Replying to @ohadelaide
Gun laws can eat my gooch
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Maybe not but she'd be safer
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Tooth Chipper retweeted
//The Wire//2300Z September 25, 2026// //ROUTINE// //BLUF: RUSSIA AND UKRAINE INCREASE MUTUAL TARGETING EFFORTS OVERNIGHT. HOUTHIS ATTEMPT TO STRIKE SAUDI TARGETS, ALL MISSILES INTERCEPTED. AMERICAN ASPIRATIONS FOR INTERVENTION IN CUBA CONTINUE TO MOUNT.// -----BEGIN TEARLINE----- -International Events- Baltic Sea: Tensions are high as a series of escalations have remained constant between NATO and Russia. Overnight a flight of Russian Tu-134 transport aircraft being escorted by fighters was observed patrolling over the Gulf of Finland, prompting Finland and Sweden to scramble fighters to intercept and identify the Russian aircraft. Analyst Comment: This was the first time a joint identification mission was carried out between Finland and Sweden, but more generally this is a routine mission set and not really anything out of the ordinary. However, as the tensions around the continent remain high and European leaders have issued serious statements over the past few days urging war, these standard identification missions are usually the tip of the spear in terms of the potential for sharp escalations to occur. Fighter aircraft intercepting each other tends to be an opportunity for nations to keep up more active "foreign relations", and an increase in flights over international waters tends to be a barometer for determining how serious nations are with regard to their rhetoric. As it stands, a lot of bluster is going around between NATO and Russia, which will probably get more intense over the next few weeks. Russia: Overnight, Ukraine increased attacks on Russian infrastructure in retaliation for last night's strikes in Kiev. Ukrainian drones targeted petroleum refineries in Perm and Rostov. A chemical plant was also struck in Voronezh, and a factory was hit in Ulyanovsk. In response, Russia continued strikes in and around Kiev, most notably targeting a McDonald's warehouse. Analyst Comment: The strikes conducted by Ukraine were the most significant reported in a few weeks, all of which were conducted hundreds of miles from the front lines. The continual Ukrainian strikes on Russian petroleum infrastructure despite President Trump's order to cease these attacks is quite interesting, and highlights the frustrations within the United States regarding the administration of the war. At the moment, many are pointing the finger at Zelensky for his open defiance of the United States regarding strikes on Russian refineries, but reading between the lines in a larger sense, these strikes are also probably not explicitly and solely Zelensky's decision. Looking within, if the US genuinely wants to stop diesel refineries from getting hit (even Russian ones) a quick phone call to Langley is probably more effective in stopping Ukrainian targeting than anything else. China: Yesterday the National Development and Reform Commission announced an increase in the price of gasoline and diesel, raising the national price cap for the second time in two weeks, bringing fuel prices to levels roughly 24-26% higher than pre-war levels. Middle East: Overnight Houthi forces launched a total of 6x ballistic missiles toward various targets in Saudi Arabia. Saudi forces intercepted all missiles, with no impacts being reported on the ground. Analyst Comment: Thankfully for the Saudis, this time missile defenses were effective at neutralizing the threat. However, this latest attack has strained the newly-signed Mecca Joint Defense Agreement, which is a mutual defense pact between Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, and Turkey. Both Pakistan and Turkey are in a tough spot, because this new agreement is essentially the Arab version of NATO's Article 5 in that an attack on one, is treated as an attack on all. Neither Turkey nor Pakistan want to become involved in the Houthi crisis, and as a result have treated the Houthi problem as a "preexisting condition" which is not covered by their new defense policy. Either way, it's semantics at the end of the day, and the biggest threat to Saudi Arabia at present, is the Houthis. -----END TEARLINE----- Analyst Comments: Over the past few days, mainstream media reporting has claimed to have leaked emails describing a potential American ground invasion of Cuba. While this sounds fantastical at face value (which is not helped by the lack of any corroborating sources being publicly available), this has been on the table for some time. Right now, the origin for these claims is a single CBS news report, which references internal Army communications concerning this potential campaign. Examining the raw data, the current situation in the region does not indicate an imminent invasion or other military campaign. There have been no increases in observable aircraft staging in Florida, nor have there been any irregular troop movements to the region. The US Navy is currently not staging forces for an expected increase in operations within SOUTHCOM, and all naval deployments so far seem to be routine. There has been an observable increase in Intelligence, Surveillance, and Reconnaissance (ISR) flights around Cuba for a few months, but nothing that indicates anything serious. In terms of the likelihood of American intervention in Cuba, the likelihood must be considered in the context of the past few months of rhetoric. President Trump quite literally stated back in March that "Cuba's going to be next", and various statements over the past few months have rather strongly depicted American aspirations on the island. Whether or not the US intends to actually follow through on the desires to seize the island (or do something else) is anybody's guess, but it's not likely to happen anytime soon in any case. For the moment however, posturing and pressure are likely to continue, and probably will escalate over the next few weeks. Analyst: S2A1 Research: publish.obsidian.md/s2underg… NomadNet: 5fa68c88be727a0e1a250a75e5e79269 Disclaimer: No LLMs were used in the writing of this report. //END REPORT//
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Tooth Chipper retweeted
Hated these coloring books as a kid
Thanks to YouTube, young people today will never know the joy of trying to decipher the horrible diagrams, shitty pictures, and vague descriptions of these books. 🔧🔧🔧
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In THIS economy?
Is it ok to like women?
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12 years ago I bought this thing. I STILL have never shot it. Doesn't even have glass. What do?
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Shame too. Was just heading down that whole marriage path and everything. His whole life ahead of him...
Bought a P320 FRT, guess I have to snag a p320 now
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Still thinking about Rood. Fuck, man.
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Back in the late 2000's @Mechanix_Wear made these work gloves with LED lights built in. They were cool and helpful but were discontinued. I think with advances in LED and batteries they should give them another run.
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Tooth Chipper retweeted
Trolling Drivers At Red Light With Songs About Them🤣
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He was a great guy. This is awful. RIP Rood.
To everyone who loved Rood as much as I do and always will: Wednesday, September 23, was the worst day of my life. Rood passed away in his sleep, seemingly peacefully, at the age of 44. I am heartbroken, as are his children. He was an amazing father and husband. @stacybelinski
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