GOOBCORP Penguin and Fur Seal Wrangling / Small Arms Training / 1983 Antarctic Penguin Mutiny Architect

D.U.M.B., Antarctica
Replying to @philthatremains
"Mister Vice President. A second show request has hit the timeline."
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I did the circle thing. I didn't post it. Know why? Because this newest one just literally looks at like the last 10 or 15 interactions you had and represents that as who you've engaged with the most. It's stupid. GM
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Replying to @woodypanama
He said he had to run to the store
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"No Marina. You see, just because I'm a cow doesn't mean I don't care about the genocide of Palesti-"
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There's dozens of us! (No jorts either)
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Life's too short not to googly.
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Replying to @jaxdav42

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Replying to @BudLightSadness
Water Puppy?
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Replying to @mashby_ashby
This abortion of a vehicle
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Replying to @CannonLastStand
"Dude. Life sucks now."
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Maybe not but she'd be safer
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Replying to @HankVenture5
Maybe a little sumsum extra for if they get in close

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There are some places a hand can go where a head can't. If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
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12 years ago I bought this thing. I STILL have never shot it. Doesn't even have glass. What do?
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AH! It was fruit! Bit of a Mandela thing. I think the little people dancing was Tahitian Treat soda?
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If you figure it out and don't come back to tell us I'll be upset. Also please let me know if it's retroactive, one of my puppies has turned into a terrorist.
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Here's a test mule of one of the 2000's cars.
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Back in the late 2000's @Mechanix_Wear made these work gloves with LED lights built in. They were cool and helpful but were discontinued. I think with advances in LED and batteries they should give them another run.
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Are you stupid or somethin?
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😂goofy ass

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OK look maybe AI isn't all bad
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LOL it made me a chonkers too! 🤣
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So red was a bad choice?
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Replying to @LeahDiscovers

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So almost 10 years ago, this new company called Boslla had an idea for headlight bulbs where you could toggle the color temperature for different weather conditions. The warmer colors really help in heavy precipitation to cut through the glare and reflection. They still worked great, but 10 years have gone by and they've really upped their game.
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Replying to @BudLightSadness
"Sir, a second set of acrylic nails have hit the south lawn"
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Lower your chair before you sit down.
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Replying to @sbc0718
Little off, but effort counts.

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Replying to @Sawisthe_Law
Full interior and exterior Holden/blackout including airbag and trunk liner Granatelli lowering springs BMR lower control & trailing arms 6 piston C7 calipers in candy teal, stainless lines Billyboat Fusion Catback (bimodal preserved) K&N Intake
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Replying to @rosegoldreeterd
Had the one on the right since 07 or 08. First bottle of the original kicked it. Only cologne I ever re-bought.
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Fren Stronk Together
If it wasn’t for @CannonLastStand and @redrose_anna and @Tooth_Chipper , i wouldn’t be here today. Two years. Not one suicidal thought or act. I love you all more than i can say.
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2002 on the left. 2008 on the right. And I just threw out a basically empty bottle of Acqua di Gio I got in 2001 about 7 months ago.
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It was this. And it looks like it's discontinued. Damnit.
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