"Nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You're going to lose. Smile you fuck."

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Ok yall! Here’s the entire thread in one post. I need yall to like your favorite one so I can make a slap of it for yall! Thank yall for all the love and make someone smile today, it could be the most important part of their day! 🫡🇺🇸

Now this one really frosts my noodle. A Cameroon Airlines 747 is comin' in for a landing at CDG airport in Paris. You've heard of the "sterile cockpit" rule, right? It means, below 10k feet, the ONLY conversation in the cockpit can relate to actually FLYING THE FOOKIN AEROPLANE. So what do these moron pilots do? Well, I'll tell you what they do. They invite 2 pretty females to sit in the cockpit and watch the landing. And all the way down, the pilots are flirting with the comely maidens. You might ask, but Mikey, what could possibly go wrong? Well, I'll tell you what went wrong. Everything is fine until it's time to bring the bigass 747 to a stop on the runway (or taxi speed, yeah?). But then, when it's time to use reverse thrust, the no. 1 engine doesn't reverse. In fact, it's off the idle position and pushing the jet ahead. See, you can't get reverse thrust from an engine unless its throttle lever is pulled all the way back to idle. Only then will the cowling open up to put out reverse airflow momentum. Does the pilot notice that one out of four throttle levers is out of position? No. No he does not. So, with uneven reversing, the big jet swings to the right and goes into the grass between the runway and the taxiway, taking off the front landing gear. The aeroplane is a total. Ruined completely. Now, everyone evacuates safely, including the two comely maidens in the cockpit. Look. I'm a guy. I possess a penis and everything. Even got a Certificate of Penis Authenticity for it. So I understand the biological NEED to impress chicks. But, here's a thought. Impress females with a safe, competent landing, yeah? Is that too much to ask of professional pilots? Well, you might comment, they are from central Africa. That's racist! youtube.com/watch?v=cpjMgGOd…

Without clear privacy controls, this is the exact opposite of what anyone who cares about their data would want.

There’s a temporary fence in the parking lot near the playground. ASS went through the gap with only minor coaxing. So far, summoning with v14.3.10 has been impressive. I haven’t been brave enough to try in a parking garage yet, but I’m starting to consider it.

I vibed so hard and went so far in the end my code didn't really matter I had to slop to lose it all but in the end my product didn't matter

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nestalgiacast.com/essential/ is great buuuuut can we get a wall of shame?

nestalgiacast.com just got a HUGE facelift with so many quality of life updates. Please go check it out if you ever listened to the show Search everything. Find any game, topic or joke across every episode's description, show notes, reviews, links and transcript!

Fucking department stores already have Christmas decorations & music out. It’s not even Columbus Day!

Downpour tonight while we were out shopping. ASS actually worked perfectly and picked me up at the door; followed by a flawless FSD ride home in the rain, after dark. Whereupon I had to disengage because it fkin refuses to back into my driveway.

Emergency Drive Away lets you shift into Drive while still plugged into a Supercharger

What’s with all the fourth kid stuff trending yesterday?

Slow motion views of Flight 14 liftoff from the pad and tower at Starbase

Views from of one of the first 26 Starlink V3 satellites successfully deployed to orbit by Starship Thanks for the ride, @SpaceX!

They neutered genmoji so hard it’s basically worthless.

v14.3.10 absolutely nailed our first drive through

Nuclear powered data centers. Built on old oil rigs. Unlimited cooling. Submerged reactors for additional safety.