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Baba Kayai retweeted
My dog is an amputee and his fake leg fell off while we were showing it to our friends. It was quite the faux paw.
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Lakini a whole radio station mbona mniibie video dias?
Ugly scenes at Ulinzi Sports Complex during the playoff clash between Kariobangi Sharks and Mombasa United. This kind of behaviour has no place in Kenyan football and should be condemned. Football is about competition, passion and respect—not chaos. 🚫 #Radiomaishao
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Baba Kayai retweeted
Kuna time tulitoka date na coolkid flani, tukachukua cab, imdrop kwao alafu mimi mtaani. kufika kwao akasema "This is me." Mimi nikadhani anasema This is me azin that is how she is always is in terms of her personality. Nikajibu This is me too and you are yet to see more.
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Baba Kayai retweeted
Eldoret on a Wednesday
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Baba Kayai retweeted
I've said it before & will say it again. Boda boda is breeding very obese men. Those guys hardly walk, they eat chapati in the morning and tea with 3 spoons of sugar. Chapati and dondo lunch hour. At 4pm, tea with 3 spoons of sugar and mandazi. Then predator throughout the day
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Baba Kayai retweeted
📍Kericho
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Baba Kayai retweeted
This Ne-Yo concert is expensive AF but the good thing is, I'm so sick of love songs, so you won't see me there
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Baba Kayai retweeted
best dad joke of all time
Dude: She says she's pregnant, am not ready to be a dad! Me: Deny, usi Baba ike Him: Really? Me: Wala usi Father ishwe
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Replying to @BabaKayai
Your puns never miss 😂
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Today I’d advise for a DNA test, back in 2016 tho 😱
Dude: She says she's pregnant, am not ready to be a dad! Me: Deny, usi Baba ike Him: Really? Me: Wala usi Father ishwe
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Baba Kayai retweeted
Replying to @BabaKayai
Bado ziko,though being faced out—gradually
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Baba Kayai retweeted
Kenya made it this far all thanks to Uganda's efforts against Ebola. Not it's own efforts.
How did an Ebola patient so close to the end make it into the country past our surveillance points and died in country? I have always had so much faith in our disease surveillance systems. What’s happening? Who dropped the ball? 😬😬😬
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RT @kasujja: 7 western media organisations have called me to ask how the Kenyan who died from Ebola was able to go through Uganda. 7!!…
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Namibia nakubaliana na hii tweet
All illegal merchandise must be confiscated, or as Kamau would say, bidhaa zote zisio harare, lazima zibambwe
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I think Forward is the last sacco in Nairobi to ditch hizo mat za kichwa
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Baba Kayai retweeted
Ebola and El Niño.
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Thinking of switching political parties? Here’s how to do it digitally.
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Game was game lol back in the day
All illegal merchandise must be confiscated, or as Kamau would say, bidhaa zote zisio harare, lazima zibambwe
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Customer Service Week celebrates the support professionals and not the customers
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