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Robin: Uncle Kermit, is this really how Jim Henson and the Muppets got started?
Kermit: Nope!
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Logging in so we don’t lose the archives. Heaven forbid the overlords erase important moments from Henson history like this one.
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ALT Greetings from Bad Henson Bistro! Bonjour! Remember us? You like us. Please vote for us in the Muppets Twitter Awards for Best Muppet Parody Account and Muppet Twitter User of the Year in the form below!
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Spoiler: he never finds out who he is and he never gets out of the cube. #BadHeniversary
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By gosh, this was one year ago today! Happy #BadHeniversary to us!
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KERMIT: April Fools! Ha-ha!
We'd like to thank @BadHensonBio for collaborating with us to help create our most ambitious April Fool's day prank yet! And be rest assured, we promise to keep delivering genuine, actual quotes... unless it's the first day of April.
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JIM HAWKINS: Kill Captain Smollett, and you’ll have to kill me.
GONZO: Kill Jim, and you’ll have to kill me.
DROOP: Kill me, I don’t really mind.
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AUGHRA: You, Kira! Call the animals! You have the gift! Call them to freedom! Now!
KIRA: HEEEEEEERE FISHY FISHY FISHY!
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DANIEL: I know that Bitterman changed the contract.
KERMIT: Wha- how do you know THAT? Oh, wait a second, you don't run one of those Muppet Internet fan sites, do ya?
DANIEL: You caught me. My full name is Daniel Horn.
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DOC HOPPER: This here is Snake Walker. Tell 'em what you do, Snake.
SNAKE WALKER: Walk snakes.
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We're proud to debut the full menu for @BadHensonBistro the greatest restaurant for fans of extremely obscure Muppet references!
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While we're still legally "dead," we wanted to say thanks to those of you who helped us get nominated for a muppetstwt Award! To show our appreciation, here's a scene from a version of the script you never saw.
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ALT Link Hogthrob’s Nacho, Nacho Man Covered in pork and various cheeses, these nachos will somehow help you have the kind of body that’s always in demand, if that’s what you’re into. $4.05
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Come see what’s cooking on our new account: @BadHensonBistro!
ALT Rowlf Never Harmed an Onion Ring All he had was 8 little rings, just 8 little rings like these. $19.62
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