Just Vote Straight R:
Look -- nobody's more turd-pilled than I am, feeling like I can see multiple futures and the probabilities no matter what I do, and fighting off the despair.
There is a DUTY -- incumbent on every person lucky enough to still be alive -- to hold on to a busted splinter of hope even if you have to go looking to find it, and see if we can't band together and build a shifty little raft, maybe even a boat.
When you feel the sharks brush against your leg, vote straight R and shut up for dear life. You're not dead yet. Some day you will be, and then you can stay home all you like.