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X is going to be lame today because liberals are pearl clutching something minor and retarded.
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WiseDogSayBuf retweeted
I never knew this was how our states got their abbreviations! 😅
This guy is hilarious!! 😂🤣 I was laughing out loud!😂
Enjoy, if you need a laugh!👊🏻😂
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Can’t think of any time I ever heard anyone say anything remotely like that. Sure, there’s been some n words dropped while driving, especially from grandma when she was around lol. But never to anyone directly.
We’ve also had plenty of family friends that were black. Never cared
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Still gold. Love @MelBrooks ! After all these years his films still make me laugh. 😂 On of my favorite scenes was when he acted as a waiter during the last supper. As a Christian and a Jew, I love it! Tasteful comedy that I’m sure God almighty also enjoys :)
youtu.be/VA1sx-vyWVk
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WiseDogSayBuf retweeted
The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared. x.com/manuqzx/status/9628674…
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$400 for the new Apple Watch.
It’s out of date in a few years.
You can get a nice timex for $250 and it lasts a lifetime.
Modern tech has become retarded.
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Just replaced a battery in my buddy’s 2023 Chevy Suburban High Country.
What an amazingly complex pile of shit.
It’s everything wrong with modern vehicles wrapped up in one huge pile of money.
Fuck. That. Noise.
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At this point, Jesus doesn't need to take the wheel. He needs to pull over and spank some of y'all with his sandal😂
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