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If it wasn't on camera, no one would believe it, and even when he found it later, he would never have guessed how it got there😯😂
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This is a prime dad joke.
I’m not usually the dad joke type, but this one definitely made me snicker😆😆
Credit @fitdadceo
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We knew better than to test our parents' limits, because they were the kind that actually would turn the car around like they threatened to😆😆
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If you thought flock cameras were bad, just wait until you hear about Axon. It will make finding/spotting them that much more difficult, too 👀👀
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It's finally cooling off here and should be mostly in the 70's during the day for the next few weeks, and even the occasional 40's overnight🍁🍂
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Behavioural studies have suggested that people who use a lot of swear words tend to be more honest and trustworthy. They've also shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfvckers😜
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My sister and I used to fight over both the beaters and the bowl. One was allowed the bowl, and the other the beaters, or my mum got the bowl and gave each of us a beater to lick🤤😆
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Jolting awake like this is called a "hypnic jerk," with 1 theory about the cause being the body mistaking the sense of relaxation that's felt when falling asleep as a sign that you're physically falling, causing a jerking motion to wake the sleeper so they can catch themselves
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I’m not usually the dad joke type, but this one definitely made me snicker😆😆
Credit @fitdadceo
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Mine would gently stroke my face with his paw, pressing increasingly firmly when he didn't get my attention fast enough. As soon as I looked his way, he would jump down and go sit in front of the bowl and start doing his hungry meow😹😹
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