Expert on nothing with opinions on everything. Free range cynic. Equal opportunity offender.
East coast of Iowa.
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This is a prime dad joke.
I’m not usually the dad joke type, but this one definitely made me snicker😆😆
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I’m not usually the dad joke type, but this one definitely made me snicker😆😆
Credit @fitdadceo
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PETA blasts liberal nonprofit for refusing to let conservatives adopt kittens
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'The Babylon Bee' Hires Stanford University To Take New Staff Photo buff.ly/GgE1gNQ
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Trump Prepares For Dinner With President Xi By Ordering Servants To Slaughter The Fattened Cat buff.ly/qebYhJl
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Meet the Mizzou student who told conservatives he "absolutely" supports killing people for their speech
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Sunny Hostin reveals she kept murderer who fed victim to homeless people out of jail
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To Promote Racial Equity, Nikole Hannah-Jones Abandons Daughter At Crack House buff.ly/YJRLhcj
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Postal worker charged with throwing away 300 ballots in Utah’s primary election
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Typo: They spend everyone's tax dollars on it.
Report: California spends $10 billion YEARLY on homes, food, phones, tuition, healthcare, and insurance for illegal aliens
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A lesbian bar in Greenfield eased its stringent mask mandate, a decision that has splintered the queer community in the city and beyond. trib.al/FyZjBWs
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Canada Clarifies That By 'Assisted Suicide' They Mean 'Totally Unsolicited Murder' buff.ly/Cahrf7c
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🎵 When dem cotton bolls get rotten
You can't pick very much cotton 🎶
Black TikToker Triggered By Continued Existence Of Cotton Fields
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Vast Swathes Of Pumpkin Spice Deposits Discovered Beneath Seattle buff.ly/W5q48yq
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Ministry of Truth was already taken.
British PM announces government agency to combat the "untrue narrative about Britain"
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Trump renames the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America. Coincidence? I think not!
Climate reporters strangely quiet as Atlantic reaches fall with zero hurricanes for the first time in 112 years
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Reporter finds no kids at Somali-run daycares in Seattle 🤔
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