Punk Town is on @Base and always will be. But its income doesn’t have to come from Base alone. Meet Gacha Site, our new app bringing Stonk Gacha to @RobinhoodCrypto and a share of the profits home to working Bario Punks.

The only way to train the base:0xa9f6d9eca1f803854a13cecad0f21d43e007db07 jeets is to punish them badly. Higher. Thanks @toady_hawk for the inspiration.

Four more Bario Punks.

Tried the Stonk Gachas on @RobinhoodCrypto yet? Pulls come in at $4, $8, $16, $32 and $64. Figma. Roblox. Snapchat. Intel. Gold. Silver. And plenty more waiting inside. Every pull gives you something. Worst case, you get back 70% of what you put in. Best case, you hit 50x. 5x, 10x and 25x are in there too. Fully onchain. Provably fair. Press the button. See what comes out. gacha.site

Tesla just joined Punk Town. Bario Punks at work now earn base:0xb2000000000000000000001e800a7f5189430cd0 too. The reward stack keeps getting better: Apple, Google, Meta, Nvidia, Amazon, Microsoft, Strategy, SanDisk, SpaceX, and now Tesla. More stonks for the Punks. More reasons to clock in. Alpha in plain sight.

GOOD MORNING, SCARCITY DEPARTMENT. • 1,117 Bario Punks working • 6 sitting on the Recruit Desk • 1,123 of 3,333 Punks inside Punk Town • That is 33.69% of the entire collection • Only 136 Punks, 4.08% of supply, listed on OpenSea Meanwhile: • 2.46938B base:0xa9f6d9eca1f803854a13cecad0f21d43e007db07 burned forever • 2.6652B base:0xa9f6d9eca1f803854a13cecad0f21d43e007db07 held in reserve • 5.13% of the full supply either gone forever or parked outside circulation until someone sells a Punk to the desk • Enough reserve to acquire another 444 Punks Across both Gachas: • 750 total pulls • $8,207.75 in tokenized stock rewards delivered to users Working Bario Punks have received approximately $7,211.14 in tokenized stock rewards so far. That brings the total delivered across Gacha users and working Punk owners to approximately $15,418.89. Punks keep going to work. base:0xa9f6d9eca1f803854a13cecad0f21d43e007db07 keeps getting scarcer. Tokenized stocks keep reaching wallets. Alpha in plain sight.

Punk Town is 33 days old. The gachas have only been live for 18. Between them, they’ve already delivered more than $15,000 in tokenized stocks to Bario Punk owners and gacha players, with nearly 40,000 onchain transactions along the way. Every one of those transactions is tied to tokenized stocks through our DeFi and gacha products. The launchpad isn’t even in that count. So yes, we’ll take some credit for helping bring @Base back to life. That activity also helps pay the Bario Punks. When people trade through the Bario Punk NFT AMM or try their luck at the gachas, the revenue those products earn contributes to stock rewards for owners who put their Bario Punks to work. Our other products contribute too. The money comes from people using what we build, rather than a VC-funded treasury we keep dipping into. And we don’t sit behind a dashboard handing out the proceeds. Smart contracts handle the funds, accounting and payouts entirely onchain. Whenever an available keeper Job needs doing, anyone can execute it and collect a reward for the work. People get paid to keep the town running, without a centralized backend server running the game. We’ve spent two years building around base:0xa9f6d9eca1f803854a13cecad0f21d43e007db07, and this is why we keep adding to it. A new product gives people another reason to show up, gives base:0xa9f6d9eca1f803854a13cecad0f21d43e007db07 something else to do, and can help pay the same Bario Punks already at work. The gachas have had just 18 days to contribute to that economy. We have plenty more coming. We intend to make today’s numbers look very small. Mark our words.

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Chapter 1 : Panik's town Welcome to Punk town.

Working Bario Punks can now earn $SPCXc through Crew rewards, and you can pull it straight from the $5, $10, and $20 Stonk Gachas too. Your Punk now has a part-time job at @SpaceX

If you’re wondering what “people are starting to build” looks like, here are two early examples we’ve been enjoying: MSTRBATR / MSTRc Master Baiter, @MSTRBATROnBase JROLLAK / SPCXc Jesse Rollak, @JROLLAK Both were born inside Punk Town, and both already have creators putting real time into the joke, the narrative, and the community around them. Exactly the kind of weirdness we wanted this Launchpad to unlock.

The Punk Town Launchpad is starting to do exactly what we hoped it would. We’re seeing memes with real potential, launches from contributors who have been with us for years, and creators actually putting time into their narratives. What we love about these launches is where the value flows in Punk Town. Every token launches paired only with tokenized stocks. Creators earn their share in stock tokens, while part of the protocol fees flows back into tokenized stock rewards for the Bario Punks already working in Punk Town. So a good launch does more than create a new meme. It rewards the creator, brings new activity into the town, and feeds the same economy underneath base:0xa9f6d9eca1f803854a13cecad0f21d43e007db07 and Bario Punks. We’ll keep backing the good ones, helping creators sharpen the story, and giving the best memes room to grow. Because when a meme thrives here, it does more than win for itself. It brings more activity into the town, more stock fees into the system, more rewards to working Bario Punks, and more base:0xa9f6d9eca1f803854a13cecad0f21d43e007db07 bought and burned. We want the memes to win. Punk Town gets stronger when they do.

The people bidding now, and the ones who held through the quiet part, are going to have some very good receipts. Punk Town is barely 20 days old and it has already grown into a full economy. Gacha, Crew rewards, Jobs, Launchpad, Recruit Desk, Exchange. Different products, same destination: more activity flowing back to the Bario Punks at work, earning more tokenized stocks. And we are not even close to done. Something else is coming. It plugs into the same machine, gives the flywheel another reason to spin, and yes, working Bario Punks benefit again. And remember, Bario Punks and base:0xa9f6d9eca1f803854a13cecad0f21d43e007db07 are not just loosely connected. Punk Town ties them together through a real AMM-based price relationship. As the Punk market gets stronger, the fixed base:0xa9f6d9eca1f803854a13cecad0f21d43e007db07 prices inside the desk create direct pressure for base:0xa9f6d9eca1f803854a13cecad0f21d43e007db07 to reprice with it. One gets stronger, the other feels it. Stay comfortable. We know exactly what we are building.

Things we love:

base:0xb200000000000000000000397293cb8cda9a10c5 just joined the Punk Town payroll. Working Bario Punks can now earn tokenized SanDisk stock through Crew rewards, and you can pull it directly from the $5, $10, and $20 Stonk Gachas too. Earn it. Pull it. Stack it. Only at punk.town.

WASHINGTON COULDN’T ADVANCE CLARITY TODAY. PUNK TOWN ADVANCED ANYWAY. Right now: 🟦 1,138 Punks working 🟦 34.14% of all 3,333 Bario Punks inside Punk Town 🟦 Only 95 listed on OpenSea 🟦 Only 95 listed on OpenSea 🟦 OpenSea floor: ~$75 base:0xa9f6d9eca1f803854a13cecad0f21d43e007db07 keeps getting tighter: 🟦 2.36472B burned forever 🟦 2.60325B held in reserve 🟦 4.97% of total supply burned or parked outside active circulation 🟦 Enough reserve to recruit another 433 Punks And Punk Town has already delivered roughly $13,529.05 in tokenized stock rewards: 🟦 Gachas: 686 pulls $7,547.75 delivered 🟦 Working Punks: ~$5,981.30 delivered One side is still debating what the future of onchain finance should look like. We’re busy shipping it. Alpha in plain sight.