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Sometimes you find greatness. Sometimes greatness finds you.
This cop stands up because he just realized he's arresting a fucking wizard. Rather than being blinded by what you think Merlin would look like, use your intuition as to how he would sound.
Be ready for greatness.
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Every single time he tweets he gets shit on in the comments. It has to be a humiliation ritual, at this point.
gamergaters in 2026 need to be put in reeducation centers that well call “vocational training centers” to the foreign press. the entire “pragmata will boost birth rates” discourse reminded how stupid and sad right wing gamers are. they need jobs, gym and a gf asap.
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This Legend could use some prayers, Asmon introduced me to his channel.
youtu.be/SUpg5k1_L_U
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Netflix is the leading cause of AIDS in America. If you see anyone talking about Netflix on your timeline, remind them it's never too late to get tested.
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Free baldy!
Guys I never ask for this but due to Hasans defenders falsely reporting my account and abusing the DMCA system
I have been shadow banned
If you could please just comment RT and like this and follow my account
It will help boost my account
Otherwise I have to take a 72 hour break and I really want to keep the pressure on
God bless 🙏
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Your party follows up on a good lead and finds itself in Twinkerton. The town center is a bustle with the sounds of debauchery. You recognize the Bard as a Captain of the death cult Chromatic coalition. You have a surprise round. How do you proceed?
In this realm, your story is yours to tell.
ALT A day of love and celebration throughout the realms of Dungeons & Dragons. Art by Ricardo Bessa.
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Gf requirements
>is an Indian dude
>room temperature IQ
>loves scamming
>dislikes bathing and hygiene
>dislikes redeeming
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In the '70's there was a thing called "Crimes of Passion". Where you would get a lite sentence for shooting your cheating spouse and her lover if you walked in on them. Society turned to shit after that went away and whoever got rid of it is burning in Hell as we speak.
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Remember in 2020 when you guys painted one of these green and called it the 46th President? Wild ride that was! It's pretty cool it can do kung fu, now. How does it handle stairs?
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If you are worried about the side effects of drugs, that's the sign you shouldn't be taking drugs. You forgot the worst side effect. It makes you a gay baby and generally socially intolerable.
Source: the comments
🚨Cannabis is the most dangerous drug in America right now.
@DrMarcSiegel: "It accelerates psychosis, worsens anxiety and depression, disrupts sleep and even harms the heart. Kids are especially at risk — over 20,000 calls to drug hotlines last year were from children after eating gummies.”
Community note
Cannabis use carries risks, but it is not the most dangerous drug by overdose deaths (fentanyl ~70k/year). Poison centers reported 6,888 child edible exposures in 2023, less than claimed.
drugabusestatistics.org
publications.aap.org/pediatrics/art…
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK42574
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The problem with child pornography is not that its consumpti...
Why on earth should we be concerned about this? The problem with child pornography is not that its consumption is inherently immoral, but that its production entails harm. Would you say that dangerous mining conditions make lab-grown diamonds immoral too?
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Do something. The time for talk is over. Owning the libs has gained you nothing. Quit being impotent and start being accountable.
🚨HOLY SMOKES: @BennyJohnson just went SCORCHED-EARTH on ILHAN OMAR and JASMINE CROCKETT 🚨
“Who are leftists telling us they are? Right now, the entire Democratic Party is more angry that Jimmy Kimmel got a paid vacation to be with his children than that Charlie Kirk will never see his children again.” 🔥🔥
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