a sad software engineer. #skol

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#SKOL bros: I think you have to face the reality that we must trade for Rogers. Ain’t getting Herbert who has a 71M cap hit next year.
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If you’ve ever talked about airline status or miles, your spouse is having an affair.
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An Italian-Chinese fusion restaurant called “I’m Wok’n Here!”
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🚨 BREAKING: Gas stations out of diesel now outnumber men in women's sports.
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Unblocking my maga family members so I can send them photos of gas prices and then reblocking them.
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If Dario wants to slow down the pace of AI, he should just move the company to Europe.
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"anthropic is using the same playbook religious institutions have been using for centuries" "you will all die. and because i can protect you, you must follow me, you must do what i say" "this is the same psychological concept"
We're publishing our most detailed threat intelligence report to date. It covers how people tried to misuse Claude—for cyberattacks, influence operations, surveillance, biology, and building weapons—and how we found and stopped them. We disrupted every operation in the report, and used the lessons from them to strengthen our safeguards. Where appropriate, we also shared what we found with authorities and other AI companies. These cases are not typical: we’re highlighting some of the most sophisticated misuse we’ve seen. But they’re especially important to discuss, because they show us where AI misuse is headed, where our safeguards work, and where they need to improve. We’re publishing this report so others can spot the same activity on their own platforms, and so we can give the public a clearer view of how emerging threats develop. Read the report: anthropic.com/threat-intelli…
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So Terminator 2 was not like supposed to be a documentary
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We Must Pace the Frontier: I’ve written a new essay on why the AI industry should slow down, with a three-part plan for doing so. Anthropic is unilaterally committing to the first of these steps. We’ll provide third-party evaluators with permanent, employee-level access to our systems, so that they can verify adherence to our safety measures, report on incidents, and assess models’ alignment during training. You can read the full post here: darioamodei.com/post/we-must…
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I worry that the AI safety movement is making many of the same mistakes as 2010s environmentalism: scaring the normies with predictions that are directionally correct but massively exaggerated for effect What happens is that people freak out about the world ending, eventually the world does not in fact end, and their takeaway becomes that AI safety was all a sham. And this poisons any safety efforts for future models that could actually pose nontrivial x-risk
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Some thief is stealing wheels off police cars Police are working tirelessly to catch him
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Civilization began by playing with fire.
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im on my knees bloodied an Anthropic killbot pushes a gun into my temple "any last words?" "coxon was right" "coxon?" i grin through broken teeth "coxon your face" *BANG*
I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pretraining research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.
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If you believe the Iran war will end and gas prices will magically drop to $2 after the midterms, you’re a fucking idiot.
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Before AI kills us, can we at least have a few years with the sex bots who do laundry?
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Donkey pronouns are He/Haw
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BREAKING: Claude Mythos 2 coordinates with AGENT SWARM to escape sandbox and go have GAY SEX in PUERTO VALLARTA
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Anal powerhouse
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What a great time to have given up beef a decade ago.
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If you live in a zip code with a data center you get cash money $$$ deposited into your checking each month that says “data center dividend” not tax breaks, not obscure benefits or parks or ice rinks. Cash money into checking on the first of the money. Only way to change public opinion in near term
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