As I paid over $5 a gallon to fill up my car today, I said, “Thank God Trump and China’s President Xi agreed to rename artificial intelligence ‘Super Intelligence.’”
No, I don’t feel sorry for cattle ranchers who voted for Trump and are now crying because his ICE raids are disrupting their workforce. You knew exactly what you fucking voted for.
CNN reports Trump is so worried about Democrats winning the election that his "outside advisors" are telling him to declare martial law.
Scary shit and we need to be ready.
if Trump truly isn't planning to illegally stay in office past 2029, what explains the US government paying for these Trump campaign ads to run on TV? they're just wasting taxpayer dollars to soothe his ego?
🚨BREAKING: In a dangerous decision for voters, the Supreme Court authorized the Trump administration to overhaul a federal immigration database into a vast, centralized and deeply flawed database of personal information to initiate registration purges. democracydocket.com/news-ale…
Stop trying to humanize Melania Trump. She isn’t trapped. She knows exactly who he is, supports everything he does, and benefits from every fucking bit of it. She’s a demon too.
Trump in 2011: The president of China came a few months ago and we gave him a state dinner. Now, when people are screwing you, you don't give them state dinners.
25 million kids rely on school buses. Diesel prices are so high that districts are cutting or combining routes. But sure, keep telling us Trump is making life better for families.
I’m telling you, she’s going to be doing porn within six months of leaving Congress. This woman literally cannot live without getting constant attention.
This. Is. Fucking. Epic.
No words.
Kimmel is back.
And this is why fascists hate comedians. They expose the marrow and have no fear.
Viva the satirists!
Fox News spends all day telling you communism is evil, then Bret Baier, Laura Ingraham, and Jesse Watters put on tuxedos and attend a state dinner honoring China’s communist leader.
They are so full of shit.