Manwich with a side of manch dressing

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dawg she asked me to draw the sword and now I'm in the hospital
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Sorry, now’s not the time. There’s just too much turmoil.
They just invented fiveskin
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REYES is on the bench. Trump personally attacked her this morning on Truth Social. Reyes begins by asking whether any DOJ attorneys in the room are willing to sign the brief that Stanley Woodward filed on DOJ's behalf last night. This is getting testy fast. Woodward says he is instructing them not to answer. REYES says she's giving them an order. Woodward says this is untenable. Reyes gives him until 3pm to file a brief explaining why she can't ask other DOJ attorneys who is willing to sign the brief.
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Katie Zacharia was in the middle of an interview with WSJ when she was ousted. She was telling The Journal about her plans for the role. Then Jason Miller knocked on her door. 'JD wanted to chat with us real quick.' Zacharia never returned — to the interview, or the job. wsj.com/politics/policy/kati…
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On Saturday we post cat
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just had the pleasure of listening to a guy wipe maybe 20 times (not exaggerating) without flushing and you’ll never believe what happened
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A "Scaramucci" is still the standard unit of measurement. All other press secretaries are measured against a Scaramucci, even those fired more quickly. There isn't any need to muck up the units with more metric v. imperial faultlines.
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Records are made to be broken. But I take no pleasure in other people's pain.
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Already 😭
KATIE ZACHARIA TRANSITIONING OUT OF HER ROLE AS PRESS SECRETARY: FOX
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she’s becoming a noble gas
TRUMP: KATIE ZACHARIA WILL STAY IN SOME FORM, BUT MAYBE ANOTHER FORM
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🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨 In an absolutely appalling move, Donald Trump has just fired White House communications director Katie Zacchaeus Despite the internet bullying and unfounded rumors, Katie was a qualified lawyer because she was once entrapped (Latin for “enrolled”) in law school But that didn’t stop the woke mob from coming after her and claiming she wasn’t a lawyer, which is required to hold this roll. And now, she’s been wrongfully fired I hope she sues
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You know he's jorking it when he types it out
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Saw a guy call it cuck coding instead of vibe coding because you just sit in a chair and watch😭
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Replying to @StephenM
Stephen, your ability to wake up every morning and not kill yourself is both impressive and disappointing
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Unfortunately a banger, will be weaponizing in the future.
Never lied, I just doubled down on wrong information.
Community note
Amacher did not merely double down on wrong information; he posed as Talarico's cousin and fabricated a patient verification code to contact the Lindner Center. texastribune.org/2026/10/13/jam… snopes.com/fact-check/tal… rawstory.com/maga-operative… x.com/RheinAmacher/s
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Charlie Kirk would've turned 33 years old.
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This app is full of some of the most unserious adults on planet earth.
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this woman was created in a lab to give the maid of honour speech at the wedding of a couple named Jaxson and Brayleigh who met at a college football tailgate party
trump's new press secretary is mumbling through a chatgpt generated speech on stage rn
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