DM Submissions, documenting cope. "happily lapping up vintage sour grievances" - Slate

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russia is currently trying to fight ukraine by... removing junk food from the country?
Earlier today, Russian attacks twice hit a McDonald’s logistics partner’s food warehouse in Ukraine.
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BREAKING: Benny Johnson allegedly contemplates a CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT against Grindr for discrimination against conservative users
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our country is so fucked man
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what is the republican party even about anymore?
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Idiocracy was a documentary 💀
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i regret to report that nancy mace has suffered from a midlife crisis and transformed into a leather cat outfit wearing camgirl
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Nothing is sacred in this country anymore
Olive Garden was forced to cancel their unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks promotion because of the deadly cyclospora outbreak.
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Zohran Mamdani forces Doordash to pay back the $131.5M they stole from workers after Doordash tried to spend $1M to stop him from becoming mayor.
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i've seen republicans argue this will cause doordash to leave nyc but based on current american obesity rates, this would probably be a win for new yorkers lmao
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JUST IN: Trump's White House replaces CNN, MSNOW, and Politico with disgraced and bankrupt maga pillow salesman Mike Lindell 💀
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is literally ANYTHING safe to consume in this country at this point besides diet coke?
The FDA has announced a recall of fettuccine due to possible contamination with listeria.
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maga wants you to convince you to enter generational poverty and pay $10 a gallon for diesel to prevent statistically nonexistent surgeries from happening
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the party of "who cares about school shootings, we need the second amendment" will willingly go broke to stop "woke" surgeries from happening in blue states they'll never visit. republicans are natural born slaves
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Peter Theil just re-launched Epstein's Island and somehow made it even worse 💀
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Is there a single conservative adjacent influencer who hasn’t been outed for being gay or fucking a minor?
NEWS Clavicular has been charged with rape, drugging, and providing alcohol to a minor. His arraignment is set for October 14. Full Story: bit.ly/4AncHKE
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Imagine being the lawyer who has to explain the fact your client believed his “jestergooning” was actually consensual after he tried to “slay” a minor while high on meth
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Holy shit lmao we need to ban AI in marketing, what gooner prompted this?
JUST IN: Stanford University is accused of using AI to change students’ race & gender while making others appear thinner in advertising, with one student saying he felt “silenced & erased.”
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Right Wing Cope retweeted
Kalshi has the same wash trading pattern in its prediction markets too Take the Mamdani "2028 Democratic presidential nominee" market Between August 1 and September 19, someone has been buying and selling $1 of this contract every 2 seconds for $2M The bot is active rn and you can verify it yourself on their site This is one case I found in an hour of looking. There are similar patterns across parlays, sports and fed rate markets too This is the volume Kalshi uses to shove its traction down our throats
Part 1.5 Felt bad leaving you guys with nothing tonight So here is the undeniable proof that Kalshi is faking their PERP volume FYI in case the data was to vanish over night, I have downloaded it and it's encrypted on 3 diff clouds jus in case u know Anyhow, here is an example On ETH the exact same $5500 trade size keeps appearing over and over again By over and over again, I mean it literally made up 48%–58% of ALL ETH PERP volume on 4 separate days Also rumor, by rumor I mean person who told me wants to stay anonymous so I can't share proof, is that Kalshi has volume deals so MMs are forced to fuck around and do things like this Literally incentivized to cheat What I don't understand is why they are so bad at it kek pro tip: if you guys want to fake volume one day, don't use the same lot size to do it over and over again sincerely, beni
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MAGA is the trashiest political movement in history
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JUST IN: Texas DROPS requirement to teach the history of Arabic numerals, adds MANDATORY Israel Curriculum
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