mari@BestTailSlapper

doc 🇯🇲 | she/her | 19 | gd player | 280hz - hardest: SPEEDRUN | priv: @zekromfan | i love my wife @JowThatIsGrimm 💕

 New York, USA
Joined May 2024
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REZI@HeyTerezi
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why was one of them trying to be black until 25? whats his story?
Chölo Sevigny
@xXnarcissistXx
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Trying to think of a set of twins that were more servy….. Mary-Kate and Ashley were shaking !
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She is right because if one more you dumbfucks put money onto the belt I’m gonna stop digging it out and you’re just gonna be shit out of luck
Netlog Medya
@Netlogmedya
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Sosyal medyayı ikiye bölen davranış; çoğu insan kasiyeri haklı buluyor?
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Funnyman@Im_funnyman
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Please check on your children future and current parents or they'll end up like this.
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GDBR
@GDBrainRot
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10 years ago, Cold was absolutely LOSING IT over the Insane Demon Rupture, and nothing has topped it since 😭
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Aurora Britt@Britt4rva
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leftists against nuclear power make me want to blast my brains out
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This is sick as fuck
Omar ALBlooshi
@OmarBlooshiAE
Nov 6
🚨 DEARBORN, MICHIGAN 🇺🇸 A man openly waves a massive sword in public. If this is what American democracy looks like, I’d feel completely scammed. What on earth is going on in Dearborn?
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05fas7@o5fas7
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me in the back
ischdasso@bnoigy8gy68o
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Replying to @LRH_Superfan
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My beloved dog💞
@Zooq6x
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Deltarune humor
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Has a presidential administration ever hit single digit approval ratings before
FactPost
@factpostnews
Nov 6
Stephen Miller: We're going to take a hard look at banning pregnant women from entering the United States
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twitter dogwhistles to watch out for!! "y'all so miserable" = "heil fucking hitler" "joy and whimsy" = "i touch little ass kids" "normal people: hi how are you" = "white power"
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He made this himself
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the ebeneezer trailer is really funny. “you think you know his story… you don’t.” yes i do. it was in the book
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Are you the one with the husband with the titties or are you the other one
Rep. Nancy Mace
@RepNancyMace
Nov 6
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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berdly was like seven years old at the spelling bee
Daisy (Fase: Dietrich my beloved) 🏳️‍⚧️@DaisyDeGoddess
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"The guy who put December in there was evil" Sure, but Berdly did spell her friend's missing sister's name while she was frozen in shock just to win, and we don't talk about that
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Mark Gilcrease
@confusednormie
Nov 4
Can we have a moment of silence for MAGA tonight?
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Snakes🐍@savemylove4u
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Variety
@Variety
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U2’s The Edge Wrote an 'Elf' Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter variety.com/2026/film/news/u…
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JOOOJOOOO
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Marie 🎨@JamCassette
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Blehhh
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hey grok #watdatmean
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