Called it. I’ve never trusted Tim Tebow. He partners with heretics and charlatans. When he married a woman known for extreme immodesty, that was all I needed to know. God uses even liberal organizations to carry out His justice. God sees all. Tim forgot that little detail.

I love the new X creator program. This payout will cover the taxes for the Disney World tickets I just bought for my family. Thanks @elonmusk.

I just got my very first tooth cavity procedure. Not bad for 38 years of life! Today im grateful for competent dentists who only recommend procedures if you really need them. I’m talking kind of funny right now which my wife and kids think is hilarious. I was shocked that I didn’t feel a thing! I think the entire procedure took 20 minutes max. If you’re wondering how I went this long, it’s because my parents didn’t give me a lot of sugar and made sure I brushed and flossed daily.

I almost went bankrupt. True story. This happened in 2017, two years before I sold my entire Amazon business. I found myself getting a little to cocky and presumptuous, Business was good and I was crushing it on Amazon. I had a $80 outdoor kid’s toy product that had become a money printer for me. Three colors. So, why not add seven more colors? Done deal right? WRONG I sent the $500,000 wire off to China to get them made. Three months later my inventory hits Amazon FBA and boom, sales are slow. A month later, ads never take off. My soul is crushed. In that moment I knew I made a critical error. I made a big bet and got screwed. At this point, long term storage fees are kicking in and I’m bleeding badly. It’s so bad that I had to stop paying myself so I could pay my employees. The only thing that saved my butt was selling all the stale inventory for 50% off. Man, it was painful! So, learn from me and never assume anything! Most definitely never assume that just because you have a solid product selling on Amazon it doesn’t mean that new color variations will sell as well. I try to share my L’s on here as often as my wins. The reality is that you learn more from these stories than anything else.

Can confirm. God created sex to be enjoyed within the confines of marriage. Within marriage, sex is to be enjoyed abundantly. Single bros, repent and believe in Jesus. Then plug into a solid, Bible-believing church. Then find a girl who also loves Jesus. Life hack #793

America is healing. Can confirm. When done out of love, the child grows up with strong understanding of consequences and taking responsibility for their actions. My friends who spank their kids have the best behaved kids. Not a coincidence.

Recession cancelled. I live in Dallas, and some people are paying $1,4235 to have pumpkins delivered to their door that ultimately get eaten by rats. I'm not even kidding. In the elite circles of DFW, these services are quite common. Here is just one example.

If Lindsay Clancy supporters were in Middle-Earth.

If you want to hear God speak to you, read your Bible. If you want to know how to build an incredible family, read your Bible. If you want to build wealth and use it wisely, read your Bible. If you want to know what to look for in a spouse, read your Bible. If you want to learn about the rapture and tribulation, read your Bible. Stop relying on podcast Christianity. 99% are frauds and are lying to you. God’s Word is closed. Start studying it!

Things that DON'T get you to Heaven: • Boycotting Nike and Target • Boycotting Disney • Refusing to celebrate Halloween or recognize Santa Claus • Never wearing a bikini or a dress that shows your knees • Allowing your kids to collect Pokémon cards • Putting your kids in public school • Being involved in politics • Never drinking alcohol • Wearing makeup • Memorizing Bible verses • Tithing What DOES get you to Heaven: Repenting & trusting in Jesus ALONE for your salvation.

I’ll die on these hills: 1. Jesus is God and rose from the grave. 2. Fortnite should be illegal for kids. 3. Vaccines destroy your health. 4. You should stay active as you get older. 5. You shouldn’t judge small families. 6. Children are entitled because they’re not spanked. 7. Adults shouldn’t have alcohol in the home. 8. Reading the Bible is the single most important thing you’ll ever do in your life. 9. You should pay for vehicles in cash and pay off your mortgage early. 10. You should go to church every Sunday. 11. You will regret not celebrating Halloween and Santa Claus. 12. All religions are false except Biblical Christianity. 13. The rapture and tribulation are real, future events. 14. Most American pastors are in it for the money. 15. It’s sinful for a female to preach over men. 16. TikTok causes brain rot. 17. You will vote Democrat if you hate America and unborn babies. 18. Travel sports are a scam and ruin marriages. 19. Your kids don’t need more toys. They need your time. 20. Teaching your kids to master self-defense and fight bullies is a foundational life skill. 21. Synthetic food dyes and artificial "natural flavors" should be banned in America. 22. Most have the ability to homeschool their kids, but they choose comfort. 23. Nightly Bible reading and prayer should be the norm when raising children. 24. Feminism is cancer and has infiltrated most American churches. 25. A simple paleo diet would eradicate 90% of chronic diseases in America. What did I miss?

Nothing like a surprise home repair! In the next chapter of the Chronicles of Owning a Home, I had the pleasure of waking up to a flood of water coming up from under my brick patio. Broken sprinkler pipe. Oh joy! I should counting my blessings though. This was a cheap fix.

This is NOT Biblical Christianity.

You don’t need to be everyone’s cup of tea. Be a laxative. Move people. Cleanse them. Being a leader means you are going to run people the wrong way. If everyone is happy with you, chances are you’re a coward. It’s time to stop caring what people think about you.