Long time Colorado hockey fan. CSU alum. Not a fan of orange hitler and Cult 45. Miss my beautiful orange and white baby Lisa. Love my new tiger baby Pari.

Boulder, CO
For old time Av fans/social media nerds, the Altitude+ app reminds me of one time Av player of the game Video Lock Error.
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The orange criminal fuck's knob won't polish itself.
Ted Cruz is traveling with Trump in Marine One
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Turd Cruz has diaper duty today? Where's Natalie?
President Trump and Ted Cruz board Marine One
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He can't talk about children without sounding creepy AF. I wonder why that is?
Trump: These young children, they are... children, I guess I can use that term. You gotta be careful. Sometimes you call somebody a child who's about 6 months too old. But these young, beautiful, children will be watching their accounts
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Crazy racist theocrat says what?
Hegseth: Ensuring that crazy theocrats never get a nuclear weapon changes the arc of history
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Great another NFL shitbrain.
Patriots QB Drake Maye reveals he is unsure if United States landed on the moon in 1969 ebx.sh/i4wUwP
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Sharpie boy is really on top of things.
Q: A hurricane is forecast to hit the gulf coast this weekend, are you still planning to go to Alabama on Saturday? Trump: I hadn't heard about a hurricane. That's not good
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Even Andrew Tate's cellmate is going to be saying, "EELS? You're into fucking EELS????"
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The arsonist brings a garden hose to the raging wildfire he started. His accomplices all stand around applauding. Neat.
Thank you Brooke for acknowledging the great work done by our President, as well as our great policy team, to get this done. Because of President Trump's historic Executive Order, relief will be coming to our amazing farmers. Under this administration, promises made turn into promises delivered.
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He's easily the most divisive piece of shit in our nation's history.
Trump: "I could've done very bad things to Hillary Clinton. I could've done very very bad things to Joe Biden. I could've done very bad things to Barack Hussein Obama ... I can do whatever I want, if I want."
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"Take my ugly wife ..... please," Turd Cruz added.
🚨BREAKING: Sen. Ted Cruz encourages kids to ask their family members to put money in their "Trump accounts" for their birthdays. Your next birthday party, Aunt Susie might give you an ugly sweater. And you might say, 50 bucks in my Trump account. ??????
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Could he possibly be any more worthless?
DOOCY: Is the plague in Russia a bio weapon? TRUMP: We don’t think so. We’re going to find out. If you listen to them, it’s under control. We hope it is.
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Glass-blowin' Cobra Man retweeted
A big thank you to all of you here on Twitter! About one week ago almost 11,000 people 😱!(10,970) posted a reply to my post in which literally 95% of you told me that you would save the boat! 💙And some of you would save Uncle Elon! And if it was up to you Trump could sink to the bottom of the ocean!
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"The boat" is the only correct answer!
You can only save one! (answering "none" is not an option) Who do you choose?🧐
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Fucking cowards every one of them!
Sen. Tillis writes that at least 30 Republican senators have expressed reservations about many of Mr. Trump's actions, but usually are only willing to speak up privately, fearing that if the president decides to target them, their days will be numbered cbsnews.com/news/senator-tho…
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Trump is the most miserable fucking dishonorable motherfucking piece of trash to ever walk on American soil.
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The orange criminal fuck and his crime family are running a full-blown unchecked kleptocratic plutocracy while tanking our economy, raping the planet, and harming 99% of this country. But Hunter's laptop and Hillary's emails.
Trump just wired $2.9 BILLION of taxpayer money to Anduril Industries a defense contractor backed by Don Jr's own investment firm This isn't defense spending. It's straight-up corruption. A public-private piggy bank where your taxes flow directly into the Trump family portfolio
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Reggie Dunlop
Who’s the greatest sports movie character of all time? A) Rocky Balboa B) Apollo Creed C) Coach Carter D) Happy Gilmore E) Name another character ✍️
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The orange criminal fuck loves the uneducated.
Only two states went completely blue or completely red in 2024: Massachusetts and Oklahoma. This says a lot of about the voters in these two states.
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He's a disgusting sexual predator who should be in prison.
Unearthed video of Trump's 2018 deposition: Q: You said, "When you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything, grab them by the pussy." Correct? Trump: Well, historically that's true with stars. If you look over the last million years, I guess that's been largely true, not always, but largely true. Q: And you consider yourself to be a star? Trump: I think you can say that, yeah.
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Mike Johnson's wife looks like Geddy Lee.
Mike Johnson with his secret weapon
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