Can't ban me, I'm the gingerbread man! I will support Ukraine until victory! 🇺🇦 #NAFO

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Voting is the adult version of writing a letter to Santa Claus
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Bringing an iced coffee to an interview makes you look stressed out and high maintenance. Consider instead a beer or tasteful mixed drink.
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“I don’t do politics” tells me exactly who you fucking voted for.
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"Even medical professionals are skipping health insurance because of high prices," per WaPo
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Fuck your diesel, Putin.
Confirmed: Moscow’s major oil refinery has halted all crude processing after Ukraine’s strike. Both primary units were hit, repairs will take weeks, and fuel sales have stopped. Trump asked Ukraine to protect Russian diesel. Ukraine switched off 230,000 barrels a day instead 🇺🇦
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Never forget that Kash Patel is covering up the largest sex-trafficking pedophile ring in American history.
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Walking into a job interview with a lit cigarette hanging out the corner of my mouth.
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No matter how dumb you think Donald Trump is, you’re still underestimating how truly fucking stupid his supporters are.
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Do you ever think. That’s enough internet for me today. Then keep going and have more internet for you today Yeah me too.
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it-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization
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at the toyota dealership asking them to bring out the trucks ISIS has with the guns on the back
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Because they are profoundly stupid people who think they're geniuses but are incompetent. Even if there's an issue where they kind of have a point, their solutions to the problem are always something a Monster-chugging 12yo would come up with. They don't know how things work.
I think it's funny that the American right wing has made their entire personality based on the consumption of meat and gas and now those two things have been made prohibitively expensive by the American right wing
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David Foster Wallace on why people struggle to read books: (this was filmed in 2003 but is even more true today)
Alex & Books 📚
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BREAKING: The Pentagon is weighing a drastic plan to pull planes, ships, weapons and tens of thousands of U.S. troops from Europe, per NBC
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Putin is a cornered psychopath. He knows he cannot win the war he started. But, if he withdraws from Ukraine, his own people will smell weakness and kill him. His only remaining option is to goad Europe into a war so he can end himself and everything else in a nuclear holocaust.
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9/11 is the one day a year MAGAs suddenly pretend to care about NYC. fake af
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So anyway. This might be op or a real looming problem. Regardless, you should have paper backups of important information: Personal records, addresses, phone numbers. You should also have a backup drive disconnected from the internet most of the time. I use thumb drives.
Ok this is starting to feel like a f*cking disaster. The CEO of Anthropic just published an article admitting AI is already building the next generation of AI by itself. He says within 6 to 12 months a rogue swarm could take over the entire internet and cause hundreds of billions of dollars in damage. And what makes it scarier, Elon Musk just backed up everything Dario said. All of this dropping just days after Jacob Coxon went viral with his warning about AI and the extinction of humanity. Tell me this timing isn't strange.
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Erika Kirk arriving at the first annual Kirkiversary celebration
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