Lt. Governor of New Hampshire. 2% Neanderthal.

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Deaths by natural causes in Gaza: 2020 ≈ 5,800 2021 ≈ 7,100 2022 ≈ 6,061 2023 ≈ 0 2024 ≈ 0 2025 ≈ 0 2026 ≈ 0 This information will likely take years to get correct.
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Six Catholics with Down syndrome served Mass for the pope today. I've seen this referred to online as a "spectacle," a "publicity stunt," and "emotional manipulation." I'ts none of those things. It's Catholic. If it wouldn't happen at your parish, the pope ain't the problem.
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What are the best title of chapters/sections in a novel? My immediate thought is A Canticle for Leibowitz, which has three sections and they are titled Fiat Homo Fiat Lux Fiat Voluntas Tua
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I’m not opposed to data centers but this is uh
Amid a national pushback against data centers, a pro-data center party is happening in D.C. this weekend with cocktails like a Loudoun County Iced Tea, a SMR-tini, and a Closed Loop Spritz. My latest for @axios ⬇️ axios.com/local/washington-d…
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The war won't end when Zelenskyy meets with Putin, but when Putin meets with Hitler.
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Exactly this: AI-powered edtech is being sold to universities under the guise of increasing “access.” Helping disabled students is a Trojan horse that has proven extremely effective for morally blackmailing admins into buying software, and profs into allowing it in the classroom.
this is different, bc doesn't have to do w/LLM "welfare" per se, but AI firms partnering w/universities are aggressively pushing evidence-free claims that LLMs are vital for disability access/accommodations. Smart move, bc "disability access" shuts down dissent in academia...
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When you flush the toilet, but with gravitas
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Singer Billy Joel survived the massive earthquake which rocked Japan this week. The quake, which hit the port city of Kobe, killed nearly five thousand people, and demolished hundreds of buildings. To repeat, do not panic. Billy Joel has survived the earthquake.
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Russia banned exports of diesel fuel in late July, and extended it through January, so it’s not all that plausible to argue that recent Ukrainian strikes have anything to do with diesel prices in the U.S. right now.
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Love him or hate him Rowan Atkinson is one very talented guy. Great watch … enjoy . #mrBean
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Replying to @MerriamWebster
Years ago, an East London pet shop had the memorable sign outside, which read: KITTEN’S IN STOCK I still wonder whether it was meant to be a recipe, rather than an announcement about the availability of kittens for sale.
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This is so satisfying and fun!! 🍁🍂🐟❄️
GO TO GOOGLE AND SEARCH "FAT BEAR WEEK 2026" AND START CLICKING ON THE FISH RIGHT NOW
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When i went to bed last night he was at like a quarter mil fish, now he is nearing half a mil and he is still sleepy. Go do your part.
Do as you're told. You're welcome in advance.
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DO THIS NOW OR YOU MIGHT DIE
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It works on the phone too!
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All bald men once had hair This is a troubling fact and I have no comfort to offer
I’ll see your Toms and raise you a George from Seinfeld in the 80s slasher film “The Burning”
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Do as you're told. You're welcome in advance.
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These are the words of a man standing by his broken down car on the campus of Bryn Mawr in 1993.
Obama: "If you put women in charge of every government for two years... I have a strong belief that things would be better. I'm confident about that."
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Rules of the road...honestly
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