TRUTH SHINES IN SATIRE. Lawyer, former congressional staffer & GOP cheerleader. Now a bleeding heart liberal (says my mom). INFP. My dog is the coolest.

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SEN. SCHMIDT: "So you deny corrupting the minds of our youth by putting tens of millions of comic books out on the street with this sick and twisted gesture?" JACK SMITH: "Senator, for the record again, you have me confused with Jack Mehoff."
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For the same reason they spend about 10 hours a week minimum shitting on California. They can't let the truth get out to their boomer audience.
Replying to @JesseBWatters
It's amazing that they spend this much time. Worried about a guy running for senator in Michigan. You would think that he was some kind of threat to run for president. I wonder what they're afraid of. This is a national news channel spending all damn day everyday talking about one race in Michigan. Ask yourself why?
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Damn straight! And I'll bet she doesn't even understand this. Girls and math you know... 😏
Replying to @JesseBWatters
My boat is only 13% of our household budget. I’ve shown my wife the numbers. The real problem is her medication and the kids wanting dinner every night
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The dude is wicked smart and the real deal.
If you believe this, you haven’t watched his interviews. I’ve never seen him freeze, not once.
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Not to mention the fact that that money was borrowed so now we're paying about a trillion dollars a year on the debt as well from the wars.
Replying to @JesseBWatters
What a damn fool you are. The Iraq War alone was $11 trillion. We spent another 4 trillion in Afghanistan And this isn't counting what it cost us to take care of the veterans from those wars, their health care, their mental care. This doesn't include the cost of rebuilding Iraq that we blew to hell and back. So I'm sorry Jesse, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Maybe you should do some damn research. These are facts that you can look up very easily. We have $40 trillion in debt and close to half of that is foreign wars. People like you is why nobody trusts the media anymore because you don't care about the truth you care about defending Donald Trump. It's not about the truth with you people. It's about what you can spend to push support towards whatever side you're on
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I thought you got shipped off to a weather station in Nicaragua or something.
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Ouch. Hypocrite much Megyn?
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
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Right? Not that I had much respect for him in the first place but once I learned that a few years ago I put him on the bottom tier of opportunistic elitist grifters.
John Kennedy is a literal Rhodes Scholar who then ran for office as a Republican & now talks like a man named Earl who steals chickens.
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Speaking as a dude, I cannot begin to understand that. How is it remotely enjoyable if the woman isn't completely into it as well in the first place?
I have a genuine question about these Cornell frat boys. How can you even WANT to "have sex" with a person too inebriated to even know who you are or what is going on? How is that attractive to you? I honestly don't understand that. My reaction would be to help her leave, not stick my dick in her.
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She lost her job? That is fucking outrageous! She paid for a window seat. Some shitty bratty child should get it instead? There's 50 other window seats on that plane by the way.
🚨 The airplane window seat woman who went viral for refusing to move for a 4-year-old is now SUING the airline AND the passenger who filmed her! ✈️ Jeniffer Castro lost her banking job due to the massive internet backlash. Do you feel sorry for her?👇
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Oh I figured you were talking about a restraining order.
Went and got the law involved 💍❤️ @Kash_Patel
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I guess that's why it was just named the number one international city? I don't think you thought this through very well.
Replying to @EskimoStealth
New York is literally run by a communist.
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This is an absolutely shameless lie.
I’m watching the news, I’m shocked to learn immigrants not with green cards are getting Medicaid and food stamps, 280,000 holy shit, no wonder we going broke
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He deserved some payback.
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I for one am so grateful that someone in our government is focusing on the issues Americans actually care about.
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I will support that woman until my dying breath. She paid for a specific window seat. There are 50+ other window seats on that plane.
I hope she wins every single dollar she is suing for. Shaming customers for sitting in the seat they paid for is stupid and so are the people who are shaming her. Your failure to book seats that benefit you and your family is not the fault of the customers who did.
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Tommy Stupidville: “I’d like to solve the puzzle Alex. What are Airline Furries?”
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Well that's impossible because Trump told us there are zero border crossings under his watch now. 100%. Ironclad.
THERE IS ZERO EVIDENCE AND ZERO FOOTAGE FROM THE ACTUAL BORDER. fox7austin.com/news/greg-abb…
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Sit this one out dipshit. You are one of the primary causes of this and you know it. Maybe you should write another book about Biden forgetting the name of his third grade teacher that one time at his 50th high school reunion.
Blatantly political ad (taken from 2024 campaign speech) paid for by your/my tax dollars airs during NFL game. Standards once eroded seldom are restored so hope everyone is cool with this from now on.
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Replying to @tedcruz
You can’t even defend your wife, asshole. Sit the fuck down, beta cuck.
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