Honestly, I've always been more of a butt guy rather than a boobies guy. It's just easier to hold a butt. Grab a butt. Spank a butt. I've decided to convert all the dust from my 8 years of consistently losing in crypto into @Buttcoin. Good luck to Barry Oners and all Buttcoin holders, and may God have mercy on my soul. #Buttcoin

BREAKING: President Trump says the US has entered an agreement with Denmark and Greenland that gives the US “permanent control over security and all other needs in Greenland.” “There will be no cost to the United States,” Trump says.

It’s been 69 days since 4/20 which can only mean one thing Happy Birthday @elonmusk!

Every version of you was necessary. Even the ones you are ashamed of.

Forget Dune 3. Forget The Odyssey. Coyote vs. ACME is the most important movie for you to see in a movie theater this year simply because David Zaslav tried to take it from you. Show the CEOs good movies of ALL shapes and sizes are worth fighting for.

There will never be another Buttcoin on ETH or wherever. I have only endorsed one token and will only ever endorse one token. $Buttcoin on SOL. I have trademark and copyright claims in review with legal backing, if necessary. One coin, one creator, one community.

Getting back to $3 trillion total crypto market cap would be nice

went to touch grass, found the exit..

Wow👀if you're still here you must be pretty hyped $BTC looks strong, $buttcoin looks strong

$BTC has bottomed AFTER the halfway point to the next halving every cycle. The only exception is 2011, when $BTC topped about 60% through the cycle. Here's to hoping we're writing history here - not following the same cycle from 2013, 2017, 2021. It feels different to me.

Bears had their fun Max pain can be up too 😉

Everything is about to reprice violently 😳

Thought I’d do a quick refresher post on the history of $Buttcoin for anyone peeping us for the first time. - Started in 2011 by myself, Barry Oners. Yes, I am original guy that’s devving this token. - The first “memecoin” before memecoins, two years before Dogecoin was born. - Buttcoin is a direct play on Bitcoin. I set up the Twitter, the Subreddit and our original site Buttcoin.org in May/June 2011 - Started as a satire of the early crypto days, a humorous take on the whole scene. - As we shone the spotlight we had a lot of early interactions with many in the crypto space like Vitalik, cobie and others who embraced us. - Our blog also did some investigative articles on shady players back in the day which led to us being secretly purchased by a company called Butterfly Labs. - BFL was shut down by the FTC who seized all their assets, including the original Buttcoin website. Our name is in a federal database! - We relaunched the blog on a new site, ButtcoinFoundation.org and got more active on X and Reddit. - Over the years many tokens have been launched using my name and logo but I’ve never endorsed any of them. As a result most ended up being run poorly or were outright scams. - In January 2026 I decided that I had to take matters into my own hands, link up with a good crew and launch an actual $Buttcoin token to celebrate the history and lore of not just myself but of crypto as a whole. Buttcoin isn’t a coin about butts, it’s a coin about the entire history of crypto and the communities within. 15 years in the making.

$BTC and Russell 2000 go up this week please and thank you

I'm going to try yet again to make a song in Fruity Loops. For anyone who doesn't know - I've pretty much gotten to my desired skill level on guitar to play what is in my head. Now, I need to get over my fear of the song "not being perfect" and just fucking write one start to finish. So many abandoned ideas, lyrics, melodies from over the years. What songwriter actually has some real advice for me here?

Bitcoin Could Be Quantum-Safe Without Protocol Changes, New Proposal Claims zerohedge.com/crypto/bitcoin…

How about we all retweet this? Butt guys do your thing. I’d like to see 100 retweets Go

Buttcoin doing buttcoin things

I’ve sent JD Vance to Pakistan to negotiate with the Iranians. I’d go myself; but I don’t want to go to Pakistan.

IN FUTURE A $BTC whale just added $138K of $BUTTCOIN at $1.2B MC🐋 📷 Hotness Score: 9.0/10