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I'm happy to say Version 1.0.0 is now out and working with data so far from this season, all of last season and the Premier League in 24/25. Lots of new features and UI upgrades to make ease of use better + addition of Expected Points this season too. sites.google.com/view/the-da…
I'm happy to finally release an early version of a little database, free for all to use in analysis. I've added all Chelsea 25/26 match reports so far for all competitions. I hope to add past seasons and more detailed stats too in the future. sites.google.com/view/the-da…
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Story of England as a footballing nation. Miss another opportunity then bottle it and capitulate. Always failing on the highest stage.
Spain equalise. Alex Baena scores.
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Kane been absolutely shocking
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Lewis smelly as a lone 6 🫪
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This. No email to remind you when ballot is (I forgot United) No ticket for Spurs (I’ve missed 1 home game in 3 years)
The new Chelsea ticketing system is utterly ludicrous. It does not benefit loyal, frequently match-going fans. No fan should attend nearly every game and miss out because of a ballot. It benefits those that go once or twice a year. Stop rewarding sheer luck and punishing commitment. There needs to be change, ASAP. @ChelseaSTrust
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“The worst type of coaching is reviewing a game and giving feedback (coaching)”
Worst type of coaching….. video coaching and telling players what they should have done…. Has this guy ever played football? And if he has then he has half a brain cell when it comes to coaching
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Mourinho, Tuchel. Notoriously managers that don’t get results and win things
Replying to @CFCDaily
Wish Xabi starts trusting him more. This is the same old shit we had with Mourinho, Lampard, Tuchel, choosing the on paper work rate and experience guy over pure talent and potential. Before Willian, now Neto. I have respect for Willian, but not Neto.
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Because no one actually watched Lacroix lmao everyone just assumed he was good
Lacroix’s decision to close down the ball was the worst thing about that goal. I wanted Trev sold for that exact reason, as soon as Schade was making the run Lacroix should have been on his bike the other way to defend the space: not the man Not the sweeper I thought he was.
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FT: Brentford (3.10) 3-0 (0.80) Chelsea Possession: 40% - 60% Shots: 13(6) - 12(2) Big Chances: 4 - 1 Big Chances Missed: 1 - 1
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James on the first clip just standing and watching
والله ياهو يرفع الضغط
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alors réfléchissez-y a deux fois avant de vous en prendre a la famille d’un homme et ne vous attendez pas à ce qu’il n’y ait aucune riposte bande de tares
Oublie pas le match retour fils de p*te
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Have a go at him all day. Good on him for getting his lick back.
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Yep.
Replying to @JJABBAL
Yep. Same fee, no doubt who the better player is. Konsa a level ahead of Lacroix.
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Real life person called Kinsky a unicorn goalkeeper btw
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This has nothing to do with how non-existent the on ball ideas were though. I have no issues to stick with Alonso. Getting rid of him would be crazy. But he’s been poor, very poor so far.
Replying to @CFCAnalytic
We defended much better over the game. Poor on set pieces again, then on transition you can 100% do better. Small moments again, these will happen until the culture and team grows. Get used to it - a lot of you think there’s a magic wand you flick and we suddenly become good.
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Same account has now disappeared for 6 days since the fun did, indeed, inevitably stop.
Replying to @chelssufferer
nitter.net/cfcanalytic/status/209… absolute prefect behaviour lol “STOP HAVING FUN, I HAVE THE DATA”
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400 word essay on a bird app to defend Alonso who’s shown less than Rosenior who got attacked for less. Yep
What i dont like about this app and Chelsea fanbase in general is genuine inability to separate current events with bigger picture. Anyone saying Xabi Alonso is the problem here and should be sacked after 5 PL gameweeks in my opinion is not a Chelsea fan for the right reasons. Managers who like their teams to play in a certain way will always need time to put that system into place at a new club. So even if he came into fully settled squad, we would need time for him to coach players what to do and when to do it, and make them believe in that process that will longterm help us become better. So in perfect scenario, it would still be struggle and would need time. Our scenario is far away from perfect. We didnt bring a midfielder after Enzo left, we got JP, James, Caicedo, Palestra etc injured, and thats imo practically all starters for us when fully fit ( you can disagree on Palestra, but there's a reason he played all preseason games, he is present and future of this club ). So, at the moment, we have our manager patching the holes left in the squad without getting any stability because of injuries + SD's blunder on the last day of transfer window. Should we be disappointed by how we performed last few games? Absolutely. That's fully valid. Should we expect more? Undoubtly. But should we turn on Alonso for it? Absolutely not. Not a single manager out there can take this team in our current situation and make us perform immediately with less struggle than what Xabi is facing. Being sad and loosing your heads cos we arent winning is one thing, but we set a dangerous precedent if we point to our manager again. That should absolutely not be a case going forward, especially if we want any progress longterm. Arteta went tru it, Guardiola did aswell, Klopp did when he took over Liverpool first. You dont teach intricate tactics, patterns of play and timings in 2 months. You need lot of time to translate to players exactly what you want from them. We need more intensity and taking responsibility, i fully agree on that. But these things need time, culture doesnt change over night, and constant change doesnt help it aswell. Talking about Maresca ( which i find disgusting given what happened there ), mentioning Tuchel's quick transformation and similar things dont change where we are at the moment. Its not the same team, not the same opposition, and not the same level. Allow Xabi to work with these players, there is not a single option better than him out there. And i find it disturbing that i even feel the urge and need to say these things. We as a fanbase gotta do better, cos this is gettin absurd. In Xabi i trust 💙
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Replying to @CFCAnalytic
You might be actually retarded
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If you’ve watched that game and concluded the keeper was the issue I am begging you to change sport
Replying to @chelsiham
I don't care man I doomed Martinez because I knew we'd be fucked because of him and I was right lmao, other 2 were concerns but we'd be 3rd at our highest ceiling if our goalkeeper wasn't an idiot lol and we have an idiot so what's the point
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It’s fine though. At least you were right about Rosenior and we’ve brought in a ‘proper manager’ and we’re just so much better now!
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