If you’ve ever wondered what parenting is like, especially from approximately age 15 on, it’s mostly this…

Sep 23, 2026 · 12:00 AM UTC

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Replying to @CJNitkowski
hey I got one of those (from college) yesterday!
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same, 10 minutes ago.
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Replying to @CJNitkowski
Tweeting this between innings is legendary haha.
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Between?
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CJ, my parents tricked me and had me use my email for their accounts, now they text ME for codes 😂
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My mom too.
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Hi
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1000%
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also this text, with every streaming service
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Geez. My daughter is only 5 years old and this where we are already. I blame me.
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Replying to @CJNitkowski
I get a lot of “Hey will you approve that request?”
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One is 32 and the other is 25. Can confirm. Also, throw in the 71 year old parent, too. 😂
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When I get the “Hi, Daddy!” text, I always respond with “How much do you need?”
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I get one and just post it in the family text. Usually my 15 year old
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It doesn’t get any better with age. 19th old and 21yr old. I get that text from college about once a week.
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You spelled “marriage” wrong
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It also happens when your senior parents are sharing your streaming services 😂
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Yes!!! And no response to my texts until I ask if anyone wants food (chipotle), then they answer immediately.
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I feel this deep in my soul.
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most relable tweet ever. son is at ETSU and daughter is at FSU. Get texts daily confirming something is really us
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Literally twice today
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I have a chat called "all the kids" and if I didn't need the code I just copy paste in the chat. One of them always says "that was me".
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I call this one marriage, CJ
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Yesss!!! Especially when your daughter is at college and your still sharing the Netflix password! 🤣🤣
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Definitely the truth @CJNitkowski ! AND mom I changed my password but I can’t remember (changed it without telling me the new one) and also changed said phone passcode without telling me (locks out multiple times) … 🤦🏻‍♀️ and don’t get me started with Epic Games!!!! Lawd!
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My 15 y/o (she put her name that way, btw) acknowledging I wanted quiet to take my blood pressure last night. And then asked for more food today. I love my kids!
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My 29 yr old lives across the country and I still get the code text…
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Exactly! That is 75% of the texts from my son in college.
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Same as being the uncle with all the streaming services.
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omg at least 2 times a week
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15? It never ends!🤦🏻‍♀️
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More screen time requests
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I do the same with my dad, but tbf I'm in china haha
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😂😂
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