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Might have to delete twitter. Too many drama queen's during transfer window, and this is me talking 😂
Make me look relaxed the way some people are carrying on with things.
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⚫⚪ On paper, Anthony Elanga does not excel at any of the things that define Newcastle United's style of play, and yet they're about to drop £55m on him.
So what is it they think they're buying? And is he worth the risk? Latest vid on ACFC.
youtu.be/BkyUW5DARec #NUFC
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I thought that wouldn't happen because Brondby are in that, and they share the same part owner.
🚨BREAKING
Crystal Palace have been 'demoted' to the Europa Conference League. More @mailsport shortly.
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This is what Forest are accusing Spurs of doing with MGW
Crystal Palace informed club’s lawyers of their intention to consider going to a tribunal with Chelsea over approach for Olise 🔵🔴⚠️
That’s how the story changed — Palace very strong on that and Chelsea left the conversations.
Olise accepts new deal, #CPFC v happy with that.
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Nottingham Forest believe there’s been a breach of confidentiality provisions in Morgan Gibbs-White’s £60m release clause plus what they believe to be an illegal approach for the player from Tottenham. @BBCSport
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Not the 2pm announcement you wanted @Slaughts_1 😂
We can announce the appointment of Martin Mark as first team set-piece coach 🤝
Martin joins from FC Midtjylland in his native Denmark, where he spent three-and-a-half years in a similar role.
Welcome to Newcastle United, Martin! 🙌
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Willock and Longstaff out for £40m ish
Gallagher in for £35m ish
Sorry, but that's great business, and leaves us with 5 solid CMs
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£86m release clause and article says Leverkusen won't sell for cheaper. So 100000% never happening
✅ Newcastle are interested in Edmond Tapsoba but there's a big problem caughtoffside.com/2025/07/11…
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MP's who voted against showing free Premier League games but also accepted hospitality tickets 🤬🤬
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A young man was stabbed to death near the Special Forces Club in London.
It was for his watch… A f**king watch! Enough is ENOUGH!!!
As Mayor of London I will turn up to every fatal stabbing in the city. I do not care if I’m working 20 hour days, 7 days a week. I will show up with my team and as part of my zero tolerance policies, an automatic investigation will be triggered into the borough where it took place and into the police HQ of that borough. I will also personally liaise with both the parents of the victim and the assailant.
I will bring knife crime and gun crime down to an all time low within my first term. This is why I need to be the next London Mayor! Condolences to his family. This is truly shocking!
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Don’t ever tell me Spurs don’t spend money.
(Missed a few €10+ signings off too)
2022-23
Richarlison - €58m
Cristian Romero - €52m
Yves Bissouma - €29.2m
Destiny Udogie - €18m
2023-24
Brennan Johnson - €55m
James Maddison - €46.3m
Micky Van de Ven - €40m
Dejan Kulusevski - €30m
Pedro Porro - €40m
2024-25
Dominic Solanke - €64.3m
Archie Gray - €41.25m
Wilson Odobert - €29.3m
2025-26
Mohammed Kudus - €55m
MGW - €60m
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Elanga bought for £15m sold for £52m, but Man Utd apparently get 15-20% of any profit, so between £5.625m & £7.5m.
MGW bought for £42.5m sold for £60m, but Wolves get 10-15% so between £6m and £9m.
Losing your 2 best players and only making
about £40m profit is horrific business
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Literally no pleasing some people. Thought I was bad.
Deal has been confirmed and agreed, but now we're not announcing players quick enough.
The no1 David Batty will be ashamed you share his name 😂
Elanga should of been done announced, and we should of been getting Trafford deal done over the weekend, am a big believer that if we want to have the best season possible, then 90% of our incoming signings should be done to go on that Asian tour
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