Im so grateful to have friends that want to bring me places and buy me drinks and stuff. I love y’all sm <3
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Tally hall already fucking sold out in chicago no 😭😭😭😭😭 i would legit give everything to see them
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Cal 🔜 MFF retweeted
Probably the wrong person to put in charge of your military IT security
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Almost died today.
A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.
Luckily, the 2026 Purdue Boilermakers Basketball Team started playing on the TV.
He suddenly started watching and killed himself. Thank god 🙏❤️
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Cal 🔜 MFF retweeted
Artists> AI sucks
Musicians> AI sucks
Coders> AI sucks
Writers> AI sucks
Managers> AI sucks
Researchers> AI sucks
Guy that can’t do any of these things>
“OMG THIS IS THE BEST TOOL EVER!”
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Cal 🔜 MFF retweeted
January
JD Vance at the Oracle of Delphi: Tell me, what will happen in the midterm elections
The Oracle: the losing side will post Harry Potter fanfiction and Star Wars, while the winning side will post edits of Mussolini
JD Vance smiled to himself, confident…
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Napoleon was 5'6, fat, chopped, and a norwood 5 and he still conquered Europe. What's ur excuse buddy
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