The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.

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youre not sick, youre just tree deficient
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Why do the Axis countries make the best motorcycles?
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Push up workout to grow your arms
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100 Logical Fallacies Every Educated Adult Should Know
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Meanwhile in London, Ontario you can just smoke your crack right on the front lawn of the police station 🤦‍♀️
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Violence was endemic in Neolithic Europe: pnas.org/doi/abs/10.1073/pna…
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sidney crosby would not have been drafted second even if they found human remains in his refrigerator
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The fake nationalists of all these places have to the dumbest motherfuckers on these islands. They harp on about independence and wanting to break free from Englands control, just to instantly hand that control over to the EU, which isn't independence. They are fine with wearing the collar, they just want to change who is holding the leash.
🚨NEWS: The leaders of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland have said they want to separate from the UK so they can be governed by the EU
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Oil is on a fucking ripper
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NEVER FORGET
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How life felt before the Habs signed Kreider
How life felt before people started linking Kreider to Montreal
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It has to be Kierkegaard
If philosophers were tweeting today, who would be posting the most bangers?
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Did you know about the amber "sun discs" from the Globular Amphora culture? These predate the bronze age solar cult, and were made by entirely EEF ancestry people. Yet this design was perhaps taken up by the following Bell Beaker culture. Is this continuity of belief?
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Jean ll Le Maingre might have been the first true Medieval Knight autist, what an absolute chadlad.
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My youngest son doing 6 "Pull Ups" at age 7.
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The old ones are the best
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John Cleese’s solution to his 92-year-old mother saying she didn’t want to live anymore was absolutely insane. 😂 "So, I rang her up one day, and she was quite seriously, really, giving me all the reasons that she didn't want to go on living. And you know, I felt helpless. I thought, 'What can I...?' And I had this moment of inspiration. I said, 'Mom, I have an idea.' And she said, 'What is that?' And I said, 'Um, look, if you're still feeling this way next week, I have a friend in Fulham, and I could give him a call if you like, but only if you like, and he could come down and kill you.'" What I love about this story is that Cleese didn’t try to give his mother some profound speech about life. He knew her well enough to know exactly what would make her laugh. That’s the thing about dark humor, in the right relationship, it can be less about making fun of pain and more about refusing to let pain have the final word.
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me when I have to call the CRA
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