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September twenty-seventh is the widest day of the year when rendered in Arial

@jl_carneiro José Luís Carneiro sofre de amnésia....será que ele foi mesmo membro de algum governo de António Costa?.... Mais um YES MEN...🤐

Renzo Piano, São Miguel Island, Azores. Absolutely fantastic, same as he did at the Pompidou Centre in Paris, here utilities are also placed outside houses , chimneys in corten steel for maximum energy saving efficiency. White plaster with micro glass particles. #RenzoPiano

A morte. Os impostos. Miguel Oliveira caiu.

11 de Setembro se o piloto fosse o Ferran Torres:

Onde é o peditório para despachar os dois manos Paçó? @SportingCP @SCPModalidades

Georges Seurat died at age 31, leaving behind only seven large-scale works. The result of pure obsession. A Sunday on La Grande Jatte: 2 years and over 2 million dots, placed one by one Look at the lady with a pet monkey, the man smoking a pipe, or the rigid soldiers. Seurat spent thousands of hours placing millions of microscopic dots, forcing your brain to do the work of blending them optically. His routine was brutal. Every single morning, he took the ferry to the island of La Grande Jatte, sketching in complete silence for hours. Every shadow is pure mathematics: red dots sitting next to green, violet beside yellow. He was so fanatical about controlling light that he even painted a border of colored dots around the edge of the canvas. He produced over 60 preliminary oil studies before the final canvas. In his tiny studio, the work was so huge he built a mechanical pulley system just to tilt it and reach the top corners. In 1924, the Art Institute of Chicago bought it for $24,000—a move local critics slammed as a complete waste of money. Today, the canvas is far too fragile ever to travel, making Chicago its permanent home.

Michael Che on SNL: "Macklemore, who was dropped as the opening act for Ed Sheeran, announced that he is launching a 'Free Palestine Tour.' But haven't the Palestinian people been through enough?"

Si Ferran hubiese disparado a Kennedy, hoy Kennedy tendría 109 años

I've decided to begin searching for my birth mother. I realise, of course, that I may never find her, but that's the risk I took when I drove her to IKEA…

Desenha lençóis, portanto.

Time to run, U2 are back with a new song 🤢

Shah of Iran arrives at the UN. (2026)

Selecção, boa merdosca. Fixe, não mudou nada

Que amiba cheia de lugares-comum. Desperdício de oxigénio.

O #FutsalSCP foi distinguido nos #PortugalFootballGlobes pela conquista da UEFA Futsal Champions League 👏 Orgulho, Leões 🏆

Manto Verde no Estádio do Dragão?

“Venho de um futebol com uma cultura diferente” Pronto, perdeu e já amuou

Só o @SportingCP e o Santa Clara é que dependem apenas de si para serem campeões, chupem 🖕🏼😉