State property?? 🤔

She done lost her damn mind.

sorry I was gonna go to sleep but saw MISSISSIPPI??????

LAWYER UP.

She was only seveen you sick fuck

This comparison between Jimmy Carter and H.W. Bush from Season 4 and Elon Musk from Season 26 really highlights the loss of animated charm earlier Simpsons had. 💔

This is what Christianity actually looks like in practice

For context: If they get the hot dog in the bun in 30 seconds, then everyone at the game gets a free hot dog. Here's how they did: 🌭

We finally have a statement about that controversial ending, sir Great. What layout and font should we use? Definitely “back cover of a 1980s young adult mystery paperback”

Raul Flores, 26 yo, just set the new deadlift world record at 511 kg (1,126.5 lb) Kinda crazy that most men can train for decades and never be able to lift half the weight.

Periodic reminder that Chicago could have had this world class tourist destination built entirely on George Lucas’s dime in an area called the “Museum Campus” on what is now a Soldier Field parking lot but the busybody idiots at @FOTPChicago chased him away, against the wishes of the vast majority of Chicagoans. The actions of a few foolish, impractical, geriatric NIMBYs caused tremendous harm to the entire city. Never let them live this down. This organization and their head at the time Juanita Irizarry belong in the Chicago Hall of Shame.

For those asking who the guy on the left is: that’s Los Angeles.

On August 27, ICE arrested Milo Yiannopoulos, an illegal alien from the United Kingdom, at the Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport (MSY) in Kenner, Louisiana. Yiannopoulos legally entered the country on May 14, 2019, through New York City, New York. He chose to overstay his welcome in violation of our nation’s laws.   Yiannopoulos was issued a final order of removal by an Immigration Judge on July 22, after failing to show up for his immigration hearing. He will remain in ICE custody pending removal.    Being in detention is a choice. We encourage all illegal aliens to take control of their departure with the CBP Home App. The United States is offering illegal aliens $3,000 and a free flight to self-deport now. We encourage every person here illegally to take advantage of this offer and reserve the chance to come back to the U.S. the right legal way to live the American dream. If not, you will be arrested and deported without a chance to return.

Just popped over to threads for the first time in ages and it’s going great.

There was an interview with Sam Bankman Fried a few years ago where he bragged he only wore 3 t-shirts. That he didn't care about clothes. But he owned beautiful mansions all over the world and lavish apartments in New York and Paris. So he walks around badly dressed on purpose making the public commons ugly for all of us, while owning beautiful homes he can enjoy in private. It's this attitude that creates the modern ugly world. Make the public areas ugly. While enjoying beauty in private. That's a new thing. Thankfully, we have beautiful cities from a long time ago that never adhered to that philosophy. We have wonderful paintings of people dressed spectacularly. Who cared about the aesthetic commons.

Ordering two beers at the bar instead of one

Esta es la mejor foto del mundial y no pienso discutirlo 🥹🫶