President Coulter

Annelerini kaybeden 4 yavru kedi, kendilerini sahiplenmeye gelen adama karşı bir olup tısladı. O anlar viral oldu:

I mean it’s Friday 😂😂😂🤣😭

"Stop buying childish things you're 35" Me:

No one likes changing the clock, me included, but Congress has enacted permanent Daylight Savings Time multiple times before and repealed it each time once Americans experienced absurdly late sunrises in the winter. Arkansans don’t want their kids going to school in the pitch dark, and I’ll always put Arkansas first.

@TomCottonAR is right to fight Trump’s 8:30am sunrises. Natural health, public safety, and economic productivity need morning light most. Thank you, Senator Cotton!

A raccoon figured out that if he blocks the drive-thru, they’ll give him a donut to make him leave

The bear maintained 3 points of contact better than most employees ,safety first 🤣🤣🤣🤪

Protip for you high school niggas: Cornell applications are at an all time low. Apply now and get an Ivy League education. Bonus: popular hobbies include snorting k and sex with mid redheads.

Some relationships end over money. Some end over communication. And some can end in as little as 55 seconds. That’s gotta be some kind of record. 🤯🤣

Had a solid dad joke at the chick fil a today, the person ordering ahead of me only spoke Spanish which was making it difficult for the poor trainee at the counter. So when it was my turn I started off in German. I thought this was exceptionally funny, my wife not so much

Golf ⛳😜

I just learned that American serial rapist Nicholas Rossi who faked his own death, and pretended to be an Irish orphan cripple living in Glasgow called “Arthur Knight” actually died in prison a couple of months ago. One of the few truly hilarious characters of our time

If you changed the names and locations in the Cornell case and released it as a smut novel, one hundred million women in America would have it on their kindle btw

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fast food wars

Damn I'm old

If men cried rape for every time they regretted sex, every fat woman in the country would be in prison

The saddest line in movie history...and not a single word was spoken.

Las probabilidades de ser abofeteado por una tortuga al azar en medio del océano son bajas, pero nunca cero.

Eternal splendor.