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since the end of the boston series, we had 14 games against teams who were collectively on a 100-loss pace at that point. the easiest september imaginable to make a run with. we went 5-9 against them with three of those still to play. utter fucking failure.
66-74. if we have any shot at making a run, the soft underbelly of the schedule is the time to make it. let's ride
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it's official. your 2026 seattle baseball mariners, with multiple games to spare, are not only comfortably the worst defensive team in MLB this year, but they have become the worst team by statcast outs above average in at least the eleven-year history of the statistic
no hey wait what do you mean hold on we were only 11th-worst last time I checked HOW ARE WE ON PACE TO SET THE STATCAST-ERA RECORD FOR WORST TEAM OAA
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too late in the season for it to matter, but it's the thought that counts for our only reliable post-deadline reliever
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well. it was fun while it lasted.
actually no it wasn't it was agony the whole time OH MY GOD EVEN 53% WOULD HAVE BEEN THE CAKEWALK OF CAKEWALKS AND WE COULDN'T EVEN MANAGE THAT. WHO DO YOU EVEN BLAME, THOUGH? FOR LITERALLY EVERYONE FALLING APART ON BOTH SIDES OF THE BALL???
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RT @basedgizmo: “You don’t have to listen to her music” I’m thinking of my brothers and sisters in retail who are made to
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SEA goes 5-0 (split with HOU, sweep LAA)
TEX goes 0-5 (swept by NYM and MIN)
HOU goes 0-5 (split with SEA, swept by ATH)
three way tie, h2h is not enough (sea>hou>tex>sea...), we win the tiebreaker on in-division record. that is the ONLY way we can win the west at 78-84
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this team has never achieved anything worth a damn in fifty years, and it likely never will
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because they are not supposed to achieve anything for their own sake, let alone for that of their players and fans
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it's official. the only way we make the playoffs is to win out while they lose out. there is zero room for error, you useless motherfuckers. get it done or else.
if we win out, and they all lose out,
we're in.
if we lose one OR TEX wins one,
we NEED to pray for the three-way tiebreaker (we have the best in-division record).
if we lose two
OR TEX wins two
OR HOU wins three
OR we tie with TEX but not HOU,
it's over.
one more week.
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if we win out, and they all lose out,
we're in.
if we lose one OR TEX wins one,
we NEED to pray for the three-way tiebreaker (we have the best in-division record).
if we lose two
OR TEX wins two
OR HOU wins three
OR we tie with TEX but not HOU,
it's over.
one more week.
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