Culer 💙❤️ , Messi 🐐

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Don’t worry… He didn’t forget you.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 ‘Mr Humble’ drops the most arrogant piece of shameless bragging in the history of sport. Hilarious.
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The thought of it alone made the guy change room cos he can’t be in a room where such things are discussed
She asked her white colleagues guy, if they can give a lady 800 pounds for hair or to make her hair and they all said no and felt disgusted by the question. The other guy said "that's not right" It is only in Nigeria that Nigerian men are giving women over 1million for just hair. Nigerian men toooooo mumu. HeartMattaz
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😂❤️
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How Messi left Europe How Ronaldo left
Ronaldo at 33 Messi at 33 😭
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Happening babe vs settings babe
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One thing I love about Barcelona fans is how we take our L, keep working hard and never disrespect the winners. Whenever Messi lost an award, all he does is lock in the next season. No need shouting robbery up and down. Same thing with Yamal now. We move on and go again.
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There's something wrong with the air in the South West. A man can be functional and pretend to be intelligent until the topic is about Peter Obi, then they switch off their brains. Omolewa, what kind of statement is this?
Lol, it’s ironic how Obi, whom you support, said “Education in Anambra State is not meant for the poor” as governor while hiking state uni fees 3x. Now he’s said to be the best for the common man. The selective amnesia in 🇳🇬 politics.
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This is what happens when your whole team isn’t a coalition of old situationships
Toph pulling off the reverse avalanche was COLD. 🥶 Aang doing a 360 to airbend a BOMB blast, Katara bending a whole fucking lake, and Sokka.
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“surpass Messi and become the GOAT” Does this not mean you are agreeing that Messi is the GOAT??
Just 8 Ballon d’Ors to go. Mbappe could actually still surpass Messi and become the GOAT. He’s already the greatest French player ever and a World Cup legend. Imagine what he’ll achieve before he retires.
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Ok. This one took me a little while to get. It’s utterly brilliant though. 😂😂😂
OS wey i order from ikorudu just text me “I’m coming” instead of “Am coming” FBI nice try
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This is how stupid our people are. And it’s most of the population I am selling rice for N1,000. Rice is essential for everyone to eat. Everyone is buying the rice. Suddenly a new producer comes and says rice is now N10,000. You complain and groan. He now goes “Ok I will give you loan so that you can afford the N10,000 rice”. You now jubilate and say “This man is trying. He cooked with that loan for me to be able to afford rice” This is the tale of NELFUND.
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This rubbish again? Why did you people’s Zidane, Delimma & Cannavaro win the Ballon D’or in 1998, 2002 & 2006?? You Madrid fans always develop amnesia when talking about Messi and it’s beyond disgusting.
awarding someone as the best player in the world for a 30-day tournament is ridiculous. and it only began when messi started winning internationally.
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Nope you hate men. So why are you fucking them? This shit is beyond weird. How do you fuck someone you claim to hate?
i’ll marry the guy who try to understand the reason behind my “i hate men”, instead of debating with me on this topic
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“Iniesta and Xavi” is where the issue starts. It’s always “Iniesta and Xavi” and never just one of them. 16 years later you still don’t know which one of them was the best player but coaches and captains should’ve picked one months later 😮‍💨 Votes split, Messi wins. Simple.
See how this criteria is flawed or only favours certain players ? Xavi and Injuesta literally won the World Cup in 2010. So winning or doing great in it only works when it suits the powers that be.
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Messi won the WC Cannavaro won the Balon Dor after Juve were relegated for match fixing just off the WC triumph. R9 was injured the whole season fit for the WC wins it and the FIFA best Player. Modric won it for getting to a Final with a minnow Croatia. World Cup that’s all.
And Halaand ? 😂
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Yes Erigga, if you no wan vote right candidate…..You be mumu
So who no wan vote for your candidate na mumu ??
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Lol Unless it’s defending, there’s no attacking stats that doesn’t favour Messi
Once stats don't favour Messi fans, they will tell you to remove goals. As goals is not the main thing in football.
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السكان الأصليين لحفل البالندور
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No wonder his whole family hates Messi
Mehnnn. MESSI WAS PURE EVIL. 😬
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In the next 10 years, kids will come online to campaign for Fabian Ruiz Balon d’or That’s why you had to be there to witness it
2010 • Sneijder wins Treble • Messi wins Liga - Ballon d’Or Messi 2012 • Messi top scorer CL, 0 trophies • Ronaldo wins Liga -Ballon d’Or Messi 2023 • Mbappe top scorer Liga, World Cup, CL • Kane top scorer Bundesliga - Ballon d’Or winner Kane This award is a JOKE!
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Ifeoma if you die before your husband na crime?
Men! once you get married, please write your will. Death doesn’t have a timetable. Don’t allow your wife and kids suffer Biko. No detail is too small to leave out. Enough is enough. I can’t believe we’re still having this conversation in 2026.
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