Swashbuckling Space Pirate and mountainbiker extraordinaire, love a good castle
Milton Keynes, England
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Right I'm leaving Gilead to the racists.
chriskimberley at 🟦 sky If anyone cares
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Unfortunately our account got locked overnight
People need to get a sense of humour
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UK exit polls: it's a Labour landslide
US exit poll: ANSWER ME THESE RIDDLES THREE, AND YOUR BETROTHED MAY BE RETURNED TO THEE
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I’m not sure about Kamala Harris and her chances in Texas, but I will say this.
I think Ted Cruz is in real trouble.
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🚨BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump has been served summons for a lawsuit on Election day🚨
Trump was served a summons at Mar-A-Lago in the lawsuit brought by the Central Park Five for defamation.
Absolutely quality.
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Remember, there are other channels/shows available without having to listen to Boris Johnson.
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If you’re a woman and you voted for Donald Trump can you reply to this thread with a picture of yourself.
This is for scientific research purposes.
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Trading in DJT stock halted. Limit down.
Reality setting in. Sell while you can if you were scammed by these people. A lot of folks who trusted these con artists are about to lose a lot of money today.
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Hoganson has got friends in every town and village from here to Amble-by-the-sea, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again…
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Ultimately it’s your vote, America, but one of your candidates is a racist convicted fraudster and proven sex offender who proved himself one of the most disastrous presidents in your history and attempted to overthrow your democracy when he lost an election. And the other isn’t.
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Russian General: "Colonel, are the North Koreans here to join our meat assaults?"
Russian Colonel: "I'm afraid they're currently too busy assaulting their meat, General."
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Every guy who does this stuff ends up becoming a Trump supporter
Police ask prosecutors to charge Russell Brand for the sexual assault of four girls, one was 16-years-old at the time. theguardian.com/culture/2024…
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🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
JOE ROGAN ENDORSES TRUMP!!!
WOW!!!
I did Nazi that coming.
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Crazy levels of desperation coming from MAGA right now as they realize their “ground game” is mostly digital on a platform overrun with bots who can’t vote.
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Reports from the field are numerous and offensive: Men insisting on standing there in the booth or at the polling station, hovering, lurking, making sure Women don’t vote for Kamala.
I had to check my calendar. Sure enough, it is 2024! The 21st Century! michaelmoore.com/p/message-t…
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