I was fired from Twitter this morning because during a code review, I had a procedure called "upDo.g" and when Elon asked me "what's upDo.g?" I said "nothing much, what's up with you." He walked away and then my badge stopped working & security escorted me out of the building.

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ok how is this one real

since texas wants to be red now

Y’all: If Texas turns blue I’ll- Rural mfs:

Tonight's election results so far have confirmed that we have a lot more nasty, racist neighbors who just don't give a shit. Makes me sad.

"what i look like paying 30% in taxes" - lil pump, who's losing 50% of his income to his record label

on the same day trump defended the YALLqaeda truck convoy running the biden harris bus out of texas, police pepper sprayed a peaceful demonstration marching to the polls in north carolina.

The president of the United States is endorsing domestic terrorism. This isn't hyperbole. It's a simple fact. These Trump supporters tried to run a bus off the road that was carrying top Texas Democratic officials en route to a campaign event. People could have died.

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me: *says anything* the groupchat:

so i’m making a book for the people who didn’t get to meet ariana this tour for them to say something to her and giving it to her when i meet her reply with: -name -color of writing -where you’re from: city/state/country -something to say to ariana (1-5 sentence)