🧠 academic | crypto OG | bought 1st BTC Apr 2016 @$400⚡️| BAYC #1089, MAYC #516 | @froglings | ✝️conservative

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*$200k Airdrop from Somnia know of any bodyguard agency?
🚨My first ever 6-figure airdrop just landed - thanks to Somnia! big congrats to the team on a smooth mainnet launch👏 sure, the listing price wasn’t as high as I hoped, but at $0.65, it still made my dream come true: crossing $100K from a single airdrop. I haven’t sold a single $SOMI yet though, so it’s all still unrealized gain😉 Excited for what’s ahead on this mainnet journey with Somnia❤️ the goal is to double this in season 5🙏
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🚨 4:30 pm EST 🚨 Going LIVE with @SimpleFarmer ripping $50 packs on @TheCardWall’s new The Alley 👀 We’re giving away FREE SPINS to people live in the chat. To qualify: • Be in the live • Repost this post • Hang out while we rip packs Let’s see if we can pull something stupid. 🔥
Introducing "The Alley" on @RobinhoodCrypto A mysterious location off-the-wall where anything goes. Claw machines connecting you to over 50K collectible trading cards valued at $54M USD. Open 24/7. Powered by @collector_crypt - the billion dollar titan of RWAs onchain. Thanks for the light. 🚬 thecardwall.com/alley
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😲@j_fasanmi are you crazy? Why you accept piss ass offers?
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My kids call me a “cool unc” So naturally, I hold $UNC 😂 But the more I think about the branding, the more bullish I get Crypto has spent years marketing almost exclusively to the youngest guys in the room Meanwhile the 30+ crowd has careers, disposable income, brokerage accounts, and retirement on the brain $UNC feels built to meme that entire demographic “Unc” is already internet culture. It’s instantly recognizable. It’s endlessly memeable. And the Robinhood Chain RWA reflections angle gives the meme an actual narrative: hold/trade $UNC → earn reflections tied to real world stocks. The retirement coin for the cool unc's 👴📈 If that narrative catches fire, I think $UNC could become one hell of a meme My kids already confirmed my status Certified Cool Unc 😎 Unc's in control $UNC 0xf6e4f7945bba125c36f4f42ae904dd6cc129cf2a
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Hey @grok , why does @X always call asụsụ Igbo “Indonesian” ? Kpachakwara anya gị
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Yeah @yugalabs just saved hundred of people’s ass Proud to be a bored ape
Yeah @yugalabs just saved hundred of people’s ass Proud to be a bored ape
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Mr.CJAY🇻🇦 retweeted
My Ape is back home 🕺🏽 What an absolute legend @0xQuit is. I donated a little $150 to nftsaresafu.eth still “Fuck Magic Eden” $FME 6DXUKzayHv28PXs4c1QgY6Kn5BnZDaByT7kqtZgwpump
Claim site is live. If I was able to save your NFTs, you can now reclaim them. You will have to revoke the PaymentProcessor approval first, if you haven't already. You may also opt to donate as part of your transaction. nftsaresafu.xyz/
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my M2 Ape gone 😭 fuck you @MagicEden
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Its a new and bullish phase for me. Happy birthday Youngestknight 🤍 Yagazie onyem 🙌🥂🥃
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🚨no better time to resurrect the Fuck Magic Eden solana:6DXUKzayHv28PXs4c1QgY6Kn5BnZDaByT7kqtZgwpump token than now
At 9AM EST today somebody abused a bug in Payment Processor V2 to steal 10 Meebits, 50 Otherdeeds, 10 WoW, and 235 Desperate Apewives. It wasn't until over 12 hours later that somebody reported it to me, and upon digging in I realized that a great many NFTs were subject to the same exploit. I got in touch with the team over at LimitBreak and they quickly paused Payment Processor V3, which was subject to the same exploit. Unfortunately, V2 was not pausable, so the only path towards protecting affected assets was to run a whitehat operation. Similarly, V3 on ApeChain is temporarily in a state where it cannot be paused, so ApeChain assets approved to V3 needed to be saved as well. All in all, we rescued 23,155 NFTs worth north of $5.7M USD. We later discovered that a similar exploit could be used in reverse to steal WETH. 660 WETH was at risk, which we unfortunately were not fast enough to recover. Apologies to those affected. Shout out to @Boomskite for flagging the initial exploit tx to me, and @coffeedev @0xjustadev and @whiteoakkong for acting quickly and assisting with the recovery. All NFTs are safely relocated. Soon, owners will be able claim them back after revoking the exploitable approvals. Addresses to revoke below.
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As an Anambra person, I console my plight with the condition of Edo people eziokwu
“Nigerians are complaining about petrol price. I was in London last week at a filling station to compare fuel prices of Nigeria and UK. A litre of fuel costs over ₦3,000+ there in UK, We are enjoying here.” ~ Edo State Governor Okpebholo says
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that’s why you should never accept a cheating woman back, unless you have a revenge plan
Men will f*ck you even if they don't like you, a woman need to like you to f*ck you.
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It’s 2026 and Nigerians are still paying British universities overpriced amounts of money just for the privilege of living and studying in Britain. • £15k–£25k average tuition • £1,164 upfront IHS health tax • £10.5k+ required in proof of funds • Zero dependants allowed on taught MScs • £1 now costing more Naira than ever In my decade long career of University lecturing, number one cause of dropping out is struggling through tuition fees.
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🚨@wardenprotocol is Scam
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😆$SOMI pumps a little bit, and you guys suddenly come alive
🚨 We’ve released a new version of Somnex. The update includes: > An updated Meme Launchpad > Swap > A new fee split for meme trading Meme trading fees are now distributed as follows: > 50% Team > 25% Creator > 15% Referral > 10% Genesis Pass holders The new version is live now: somnex.xyz
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It’s Peter Obi this ugly akakpu woman is referring to as “The other person”?😲
Replying to @Cicerorian_
2023 right? The other person put nothing on the table then. Failed to negotiate. Offered nothing. Now willing to liaise with a region that will never ever deliver for him. Refusing to agree with Wike towards an offer was costly.
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Mr.CJAY🇻🇦 retweeted
Daily reminder to grab some Unc when you can
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