A tired N51 Recon who has seen too much Madness and combat.

Nexus city NV
*the tablets screen flickered to life.* [RECON RETURNS TO TWITTER!]
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// I NEED PARODY'S BACK ON MY TL!
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@BigAssAilen032 "UNKNOWN NUMBER" // Recon wouldn't have their number saved.
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@PursuitcoreSans "That one skeleton with the 3d glasses."
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@HES_OURPLE "UNKNOWN NUMBER" // Recon doesn't have them as a contact.
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// I've been having a boom in interactions so here we go!
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@cursed_applboy2 "heyy! Did you know that.. Apple seeds are poisonous?? I learned that a bit ago. Blew my mind!"
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@MEOWDASPARODY "Whats with the gold??? Are you compensating for a lack of personality with gold??" //Recons is absolutely hammered right now. Don't expect what he says to make sense.
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@KaaKun2424 "Your name is carbuncle right?? Are you part car and part buncle???
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".. Lightweight?? For a hammer that big?? Well now I have to see this!! Though im getting sleepy. Drank way too much booze. Talk to you later alligator!!"
>Thinks Well, sure why not! I'm actually curious on what's happening on Nevada due to the stuff you just said... >Questions about my hammer My hammer? It's pretty lightweight but it packs a really good punch! H-had to clean the mallet a bunch of times due to how much blood...
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"Oh.. OK!! You should come to Nevada! Your hammer is very cool! Would love to see it! How heavy is it??"
>Probably not even understanding >The hell is going on in Nevada >Thinks Nope... I was born this way... Well... >The thought of the medieval torture rack flies straight into her mind >Considering that was the only way for her to be taller ...Gosh
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"Improbability drive! STUPID Thingy that messed up all of Nevada! Weird things happen. Did that happen to you???" // Recon should probably lay off the booze..
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@gallowsCaliber "rhwhbdj3w" // Seems Recon might of passed out mid text..//
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@TheVesselOfH8 "Heyyy! What's new buddy!! I found some N51 officers stash of booze!"
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@GeocityModerate "Why are you a cat??? Improbability drive??"
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@ATPBurgerneer2 "Heyy! Does being a robot means you can eat like.. nuts and bolts right??"
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