Parents,
Stop posting as if you're your kids. I've met a lot of smart teenagers over the years, none of whom write like Walt Whitman.
If you're going to post, keep it as simple as possible. "Here's my 3-week highlight" or "thanks for the game day invite to __, can't wait to visit!"
Anything more and people will wonder if they're communicating with the player or their parent(s), and most will assume the latter. More often than not, that translates to "does this kid need their hand held?"