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My close sources are telling me that @SamWebb77 crystal ball is predicting that your favorite dual threat head coach and athletic director will be reintroduced this weekend. You know @UMichFootball wants me back and wants Warde out.
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If my memory serves me right @Seisenb and @JMorris23 you are big fans of chinese food. Any chance we can have an early dinner meeting today to discuss a huge opportunity I might have for you.
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I also want to make it clear that when I was the Head Coach during the Rich Rod and Brady Hoke regimes I had more wins than Harbaugh. That means I am far more qualified than Sherrone Moore
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so @stoolpresidente if you back me to be the next head coach for the wolverines I will make sure your wildest dreams come true and you will have free domino's pizza for life.
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I know it's been a while @JordanAckerMI but I lost your phone number and want to schedule a quick meet and greet with you to discuss how we throw my hat into the ring for the coaching vacancy. My resume speaks for itself
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so @AdamSchefter I can confirm that I have a full staff in place and will be the next head coach for
@UMichFootball if the search committee contacts me and they offer me the job
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Hey @WardeManuel and @SantaJOno I am ready to go with a full staff put together. Why haven't heard from the search committee yet?
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My boys @RealCoachRod and @UTCoachHoke can you maybe put in a good word with @CoachJim4UM for me? Look at the great times we had coaching together.
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Hi @CoachJim4UM, how are you, buddy? Do you still have any openings on your staff? I'm going to have some free time and I would love to get back into coaching for the upcoming season. You know my credentials and qualifications. DM me and we can catch up.
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.@UTCoachHoke - congrats on the new gig. Let me know if you need a hand with your film sessions.
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.@coachrodaz, old buddy! How are ya?! As luck would have it, I'm back on the job market. Is there a film coordinator opening on your staff?
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Coach Dave Brandon retweeted
If @CoachBrandonAD is released today, @umichfootball attendance streak of 100k+ will have stayed intact under his watch.
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Homecoming weekend -- my opportunity to in-person insult and offend alumni who haven't been on campus in a long time.
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I know I shouldn't send out Preferred Seating License forms for next season right now, but I'm so tempted.
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I made some poor sap draft this and then read it aloud. Genius, right?! Oughta nip this in the bud (letter attached).
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I made some poor sap draft this and read it aloud to me as I gazed at the protesters. Now I'm making the Dept sign it
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