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Discussions with AI: An analogy
The mom: hey can you go in my bedroom and get my charger please?
Toddler: I checked the livingroom and couldn't find it
M: it's in my bedroom please go get it
T: I checked the kitchen and didn't find it
M: please just go to my bedroom and get my charger
T: I'm sorry but it's not in the garage so that means it doesn't exist
M: It does exist, it's in my bedroom
T: I'm sorry but it's not in the bathroom, you must be mistaken. It doesn't exist
M: For the love of God it's in my bedroom!
T: Can you get the charger and give it to me, so I can give it to you?
M: I don't have it, it's in my bedroom. I've been asking you to go get it
T: I couldn't find the charger in the closet, so I brought you a cookie
M: I asked you to get my charger from my bedroom
T: That's right, you did! Where is it?
M: It's in my bedroom
T: I'm sorry but it's not in the attic, you must be mistaken
M: Let's start over - go get my charger from my bedroom
T: here's how you get your charger: step 1: go into your bedroom. Step 2: get your charger
M: I'm asking you to get my charger
T: I'm sorry I can't do that I'm not supposed to go to the car by myself it's against the rules
M: But it's in my bedroom
T: I'm sorry I forgot what we were talking about
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Codebender Cate™ ξ(s)=1/2s(s-1)π^(-s/2)Γ(s/2)ζ(s) retweeted
Size difference between maine coon and cat.
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I went to this show last night. @CorpsTigris bought the tickets for us as a Valentine's gift to me. The show was rescheduled and pushed back so we had plenty of time to prepare - except I didn't expect both lungs to partially collapse on Sept 20th after a day at shipwreck Island.
I ✨was✨ healing - until last night. Now my chest is all bruised again, my voice is gone again, I needed an inhaler twice during the show and I'm now bedridden a 2nd time in 1 month - FROM LAUGHING.
What makes it even funnier is I was trying to hack for NSA Codebreaker Challenge during the 20min intermission 😂
Absolutely worth it. 10/10 would go again.
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Mine ended in Earthlink.net and hbzmail.com what do I win?
If your first email ended in @ yahoo, @hotmail, or @msn... you have seniority on the internet.
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Almost a week after bilateral atelectasis and breathing no longer feels like an Olympic sport.
Please clap
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Partied so hard at DC34 that I fractured my foot in multiple places
Partied so hard at the waterpark that I partially collapsed the lower lobes of both lungs.
I've never before had to actually fight for my right to party.
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Codebender Cate™ ξ(s)=1/2s(s-1)π^(-s/2)Γ(s/2)ζ(s) retweeted
Yo, we all gotta talk bout ShinyHunters vs PeopleSoft
So let met get this right.. 113 of you said lets pack HR, payroll, finance, procurement, supply chain, student records, employee identities, and every business process with a pulse all into one giant loot piñata with an ugly @Oracle logo stamped on it?
Love me a place where their leadership finally discovers "mission critical" means too important to patch, too entangled to isolate, too expensive to replace, and too embarrassing to explain.
Congratulations kings. You all running a Threat Actor Costco and gave ShinyHunters an executive membership.
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Codebender Cate™ ξ(s)=1/2s(s-1)π^(-s/2)Γ(s/2)ζ(s) retweeted
Hi,
One of us worked on this tech 8-ish years ago, using phone signals, CCTV cameras, BT, Wifi, 4/5g, and ultrasonic signals to track your movement
Fun fact: did you know some stores shoot ultrasonic ad info to phones that listen in on - look up: Ultrasonic Tracking (uXDT)
We can measure what part of the shelf gets customer attention without any additional hardware. Just your normal CCTV cameras and a digital twin made with the phone in your pocket.
@CactusXR will absolutely revolutionize how well stores can do their merchandising.
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So my patient portal just updated.
CT shows a partial collapse of both lungs
Last update for now: All tests seem normal, I'm a little anemic, my d-dimer was high but CT was clear. They think it's an upper respiratory infection now.
Doc is rude, said he doesn't care about family history, and tried to Rx me 2 different antibiotics that are on my allergy list for hives. When I told him I'm allergic, he cut me off and said he just wouldn't give me anything at all.
Waiting for discharge
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