Rabbit of Caerbannog. Opinions well reasoned and indisputably correct. The joke is sometimes on me. Lawyer supporting short activists and whistleblowers.

North Shore of Boston
I’m very disappointed in all of you.
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You used to like my sense of humor.
first I LOLed. then I serioused.
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Who will be the Wurman of martial law? Your hour is at hand.
The president has no constitutional or statutory authority to declare martial law or cancel federal elections. Election Day is fixed by Congress and can only be changed by statute. The 20th Amendment ends terms on set dates regardless. Supreme Court precedent (Ex parte Milligan) bars martial law where civilian courts function. Any such attempt would be unlawful and face immediate court challenges.
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Codfish Johnny retweeted
Far be it from me, someone of average intellect, to question a genuinely smart person, but in no universe should anyone use the words “real time”, “fresh”, or “constant” to describe SEC filings.
Satya Nadella reveals his coding agent pulls every hyperscaler and neoclouds' SEC filings into a dashboard that refreshes every day for real-time ROIC "And this is the other aspect of it, which is the enterprise context combined with the world's context. In fact, I go to the SEC filings of every cloud provider, hyperscaler, each of these neoclouds. It's in real time." "I have a data runner in Fabric that brings all that data, puts it into a semantic model that then gets read by my coding agent and then surfaces it as a dashboard. And every day it's fresh." "So I have the entirety of every SEC filing that goes out there, plus all of my internal analysis constantly coming together, giving me real-time ROIC by layer."
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Be a baggie or your fat wife will cuck you is peak baggie.
9-5 is a trap
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Got the eggs just right this morning. Always a good sign.
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Great short reports - and this isn’t the only one - reverberate for years.
ICYMI this week: three years and eight months after @HindenburgRes published its Adani report, it is still rattling the group and India's regulators. SEBI, India's securities regulator, settled with five Adani Group companies for ₹1.51 crore, without admitting or denying anything. The allegations it settled, an undisclosed related-party deal with Vakoder Investments and audits signed without a valid peer review certificate, line up with issues Hindenburg flagged in January 2023. A year earlier, SEBI found the report's bigger Adicorp allegation "not established." bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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This crock has multiple things driving the price. Southern potter, deer decoration, and small size. Combine them all with excellent condition and you get this. Cobalt stoneware is one of my too many collections.
Probably by David Greenland Thompson (act 1854-90) of Morgantown, West Virginia, diminutive stoneware crock with freehand cobalt decoration of a stag, 6½" H, sold for $24,600 at an auction by Amelia Jeffers maineantiquedigest.com/stori… #antiques #antique #art #stoneware #WestVirginia
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The serial arsonist says we must figure out how all these buildings ended up burned down and address it.
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Expected unless you’re one of those convinced SCOTUS exists to support Trump. Those exist in both leftoid and rightoid versions.
The right decision and completely expected. The Eighth Circuit decision, on the other hand, was extremely puzzling.
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People sometimes call me mean, but I'll never get within light years of Kevin Williamson. Hats off.
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Heck of a tippee chain in this insider trading case brought by the SEC. $YMAB Husband to wife to law partner to cousin. (Again, we're in the waning days of the SEC fiscal year so expect lots of stuff to get pushed out in the next week.) Link ⬇️
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Really fucking hate Ponzis. The vast majority don't target wealthy individuals as Madoff did. Instead, they target struggling folks who see the opportunity to escape a financial hole. They prey on community ties and are run by the most soulless crooks imaginable.
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I'm often frustrated at the time it takes the SEC or DoJ to stop them. More frustrated at how little victims usually recover and how long it takes. But overall in these cases, the government DOES move and does make a difference. So thanks to them.
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One more post about this. According to the SEC press release, Lunsford has agreed to settle with the amount of any fine and restitution to be determined later. What often happens in these kinds of cases with parallel proceedings is that the DoJ uses its criminal forfeiture power to grab assets and the SEC orders payment in an amount to be satisfied by whatever the DoJ manages to get.
And here are the DoJ press release: justice.gov/usao-mdfl/pr/own… And the SEC press release: sec.gov/enforcement-litigati…
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Just found out about the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon, and now I can’t stop seeing it.
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Thank God for IJ. No QI for these clown cops.
Two Louisiana police officers pulled over Mario Rosales for allegedly failing to signal. They gave him Miranda warnings, frisked him, searched his pockets, and interrogated him. In all, the stop lasted over 21 minutes.
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