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Do yourself a favor and put this on and go for a walk. That’s what I just did. Happy Sunday
A hedge fund manager put a jar of 1,776 jelly beans in front of a room at Google and proved in two rounds why most investors will always lose money. for free. His name is Joel Greenblatt. Gotham Capital. 50% a year for a decade. he asked the room to guess how many jelly beans were in the jar. First round: everyone wrote their guess silently. no talking. no looking around. the average was 1,771. five off. almost perfect. Second round: people said their guesses out loud. heard each other. adjusted. the average collapsed to 850. same room. same jar. the only thing that changed was influence. He told the room: the second guess is the stock market. everyone knows what they just read in the paper. what the guy next to them said. what they saw in the news. the cold independent guess was better. that is not how the market works. but that is where the opportunity is. Then he showed 20 years of data. the cheapest 20% of stocks averaged 38% a year. the most expensive averaged the least. the strategy is simple. the reason it still works is that people are still crazy. and they always will be. 55 minutes. one jar. still free.
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Another chart from BlackRock showing that real yields are doing the heavy lifting here, not inflation expectations.
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Interesting point. I would be curious to hear what Warsh has to say on this. All he said at the last FOMC was that yields were higher due to "competition for capital", but didn't explicitly make the point around AI issuance crowding out Treasuries.
AI issuance is not crowding out Treasuries. When Treasury supply overwhelms the market, yields rise relative to the expected path of policy. That implies more negative swap spreads - which we don't see. Investors balance sheets expand through leverage to soak up issuance.
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Either we are in the middle of adjusting to higher for longer or this is about to go the other way, and fast.
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In hindsight, there were signs.
Never thought I'd see this in my lifetime.
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0% on equities 5.20% on bonds (per year) Choice is yours
have fun staying poor Apollo casually predicting ZERO returns for the S&P 500 over the coming DECADE.
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3.94% on Feb 27. Still burned into my brain.
The 10yr was below 5%… yesterday.
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… and we’re back to 7% (!!) mortgage rates.
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🇺🇸 After a brutal auction yesterday, the 5-year has continued to sell-off and now sits at 5.03%. I’ll say this again - the 5-year is now above 5%. Not the 10-year, the 5-year! Madness.
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10Y +32bps since this.
Not going to lie. This is a pretty baller line from Bessent. “I am the house now”
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🇺🇸 5.10% on the 10Y. Previous 20Y high was 5.32% in June 2007. Doesn't seem so far off now.
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Reminder: The day you are having could ALWAYS be worse. A Morgan Stanley investment banker accidentally sent an internal document with >100 IB deals to clients. He meant to sent a client facing version of the file, but instead sent their internal copy which contained a ton of price sensitive information.
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More hawkish Fed speak this morning, with Barr stating that “in my base case, further policy adjustments are likely to be needed to ensure inflation comes down to target in a timely fashion.” It seems more and more likely we do get a hike in late October right before the midterms, and many firms on the street are changing their call to this.  Bloomberg Fedspeak index (below) continues to churn higher, reflecting hawkish tones.
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The 10Y is off and running today, now at 5.05% in early morning trading. Oil is only up about 1% as Trump said yesterday that they had a "very productive meeting" with Iran. For now, the market continues to be more hawkish than the dot plot. There is a $70 billion 5Y auction to digest today - it should be the highest yielding since October 2023.
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Do you know what else happened right after the Second World War?
Crazy but true stat of the day: From 1800 to 1940 the annual inflation rate was just 0.2% per year Prices were just 28% higher in a 140 year time frame Since 1940 it's 3.7% annually or >2,200% in total awealthofcommonsense.com/202…
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$META now +12% on the year, after a monster +34% over the past month. Over a 2-year period, it is still trailing the S&P 500 by just over 7%.
$META is having its best month in more than 12 years. Meta Platforms is up about 27% in September, on track for its biggest monthly gain since July 2013. When a company this size jumps 27% in a single month, it is not trading like a mega-cap. The market is repricing its AI story in real time, and this is the leadership that pulls an index higher.
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U.S. 2Y auction today for $69 billion went ok, posting a tail of 0.2bps and clearing at an all-in yield of 4.787%, the highest level in ~2.5 years. The 2Y is now trading at 4.75%, exactly three 25bps hikes above the current upper Fed Funds rate.
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It’s sad to say, but you definitely cannot rely on social security to be around for you when it is your turn. As the saying goes, no one is coming to save you. You must consistently invest a portion of your income to build up your own retirement fund. Don’t rely on your Government, or even your employer.
Ken Griffin on America’s deficits, the reality of Social Security for young Americans and the cost of delaying difficult decisions 🇺🇸 “Here’s the biggest issue: politicians deferring some of these decisions means that the impact of future decisions will be so much more painful for the American people. That’s what we’re really doing. We’re not deferring some fixed amount of pain. We’re going to cause far more pain 20 years down the road. Could you imagine today being in your 20s, and you see Social Security come out of your paycheck each and every year? Will the government be there for you when it’s your turn to retire? That’s a legitimate question, given the level of deficit spending we have today.”
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2021 was a fever dream. Facebook rebranded to Meta that year as many were convinced we were all going to live online in the metaverse, with NFTs replicating art in the real world. Insane flop.
NFTs: the 21st-century version of tulip mania.
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Boston Fed President Susan Collins said this morning that “a somewhat more restrictive federal funds rate will help ensure that inflation durably returns to target”. Collins also does not vote on monetary policy this year, but her comments echo those of Musalem who made the same argument yesterday.
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